lambchop
May 10 2004, 08:08 AM
Proceed.
Grey Boy
May 10 2004, 08:13 AM
Nantucket Nectars Ruby Red Grapefruit juice
100% Juice Blend from Concentrate with other Natural Ingredients.
yum
Justin
May 10 2004, 08:42 AM
I'm goin' buck wild too:
Deer Park Spring Water
with a chaser of Pepsi One.
Woohoo! I'm sure the secondaries will kick in soon.....
Le Gimp
May 10 2004, 08:46 AM
QUOTE(Grey Boy @ May 10 2004, 12:13 PM)
Nantucket Nectars Ruby Red Grapefruit juice
100% Juice Blend from Concentrate with other Natural Ingredients.
yum
Just remember, arsnic
is a natural ingredient.
Glassolalia
May 10 2004, 08:53 AM
So's arsenic.
I'm slugging back lots of Poland Springs. I think it's got a high calcium content, cuz my bones are creaking. Oooops - might be old age!
sixela
May 10 2004, 08:54 AM
QUOTE(Le Gimp @ May 10 2004, 07:46 PM)
Just remember, arsnic is a natural ingredient.
Nature produces far better toxins than *that* -- think atropine, to cite but one example.
TheGreenOne
May 10 2004, 09:38 AM
In small, very small, doses, arsenic is actually a nutrient.
See,
Tasty too
sixela
May 10 2004, 09:45 AM
Of course it is -- it's an essential element (for humans).
Quite unlike most plant toxins (those aren't elements at all, and many are definitely not needed in human metabolism).
Absomphe
May 10 2004, 10:22 AM
QUOTE(sixela @ May 10 2004, 01:45 PM)
Of course it is -- it's an essential element (for humans).
Quite unlike most plant toxins (those aren't elements at all, and many are definitely not needed in human metabolism).
How about for Penguins?
TrainerAZ
May 10 2004, 10:30 AM
OK, we have the arsenic, now where does the old lace come in?
I ain't wearin it, so don't ask.
TheGreenOne
May 10 2004, 10:32 AM
Even if you were wearing, I still wouldn't ask. Never ask a question you don't want the answer to.
Absinthe_1900
May 10 2004, 10:43 AM
Look in the French Policeman thread..........
TrainerAZ
May 10 2004, 10:57 AM
Ok, THERE'S the old lace.
I just hope he wasn't a typical donut-shop cop . . .
Off. Jack Batemaster
May 10 2004, 10:59 AM
Sick all weekend...
On Saturday, Pignon Pontarlier followed by Lyonnaise Pignon. It worked almost as good as Nyquil.
Tonight, I'm thinking maybe Liefmans Goudenband.
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Glassolalia
May 10 2004, 11:04 AM
QUOTE(TrainerAZ @ May 10 2004, 02:30 PM)
OK, we have the arsenic, now where does the old lace come in?
I'm wearing new lace!
Justin
May 10 2004, 11:05 AM
Proof?
Glassolalia
May 10 2004, 11:09 AM
I think the digi-cam is in another building
Justin
May 10 2004, 11:17 AM
And the check is in the mail...
Excuses, excuses....
Glassolalia
May 10 2004, 11:24 AM
*giggle*
Hiram
May 10 2004, 12:08 PM
QUOTE(Glassolalia @ May 10 2004, 12:09 PM)
I think the digi-cam is in another building
We'll wait.
Absomphe
May 10 2004, 01:14 PM
Still waiting....
Gertz
May 10 2004, 01:18 PM
Had a couple of Prinzregent Luitpold, a bavarian wheat beer. Damn delicious.
But Glass, that doesn't mean I'm not waiting for those lace pix too ...
Off. Jack Batemaster
May 10 2004, 01:50 PM
I'm still waiting for the GreyBoy in Lace pictures.
Hiram
May 10 2004, 02:46 PM
No problem.
Absomphe
May 10 2004, 03:07 PM
Absomphe
May 10 2004, 03:08 PM
Damn, I keep telling Hartsmar to stop that cheap channeling, and just register over here!
Gertz
May 10 2004, 03:10 PM
conju
May 10 2004, 03:21 PM
Well he's got all that fuckin bandwidth.
Glassolalia
May 10 2004, 04:08 PM
By popular demand:
(please excuse the studio tan - I work diligently to maintain my ghastly pallor)
And just to make this legit, I'm tipping one of GB's VERY dry ciders.
TrainerAZ
May 10 2004, 05:07 PM
I have toooo many choices tonight!
Seven bottle order from FSC, including Kubler 57 (2 50 cl), the rather purple Tunel Black (I had to try it),
BEETLEJUICE 65, Deva 70, mandrake liqueur, sage liqueur.
Regular mail (not courier).
Ordered 4/27, shipped 4/30, received 5/10.
HOLY MACARONI!!! They done got the lead out!
musicgeek
May 10 2004, 05:47 PM
I dig pale chicks.
Too bad you're taken.
Justin
May 10 2004, 07:41 PM
Hey Trainer,
Lemme know what you think of the two weird liquors. So far, I've heard one "pretty good" for the mandrake, and a palpable silence on the sage. So do your guinea pig duties and report back to us, okay?
TrainerAZ
May 10 2004, 07:57 PM
I hafta finish my glass of K57 first.
The Black Tunnel is goin to the sink, methinks.
TrainerAZ
May 10 2004, 08:19 PM
OK, I'm on the sage liqueur now.
Looks like a brandy. 18.5% ABV, so I'll be trying it neat.
Oh, yeah. Corked bottle. No regular label, just a little glossy-card-stock folded thing on a string, attached with a gob of red sealing wax (or chewing gum) with an S in it.
Name is "Salvia."
From what I can smell (I'm allergy-stuffy), it smells kinda . . . musty. A bit chemical-ish, too.
Taste . . . Musty, minty, sickeningly sweet.
Think some sort of sugary cough syrup with mildew in it.
It might make a good mixer, but it ain't anything I want to drink straight. Lemme try with club soda.
TrainerAZ
May 10 2004, 08:22 PM
OK, back with club soda and ice in it.
Interesting.
Not so mildewy, though there's a slight undercurrent of that still. (1:1)
It's drinkable like this, kinda like root beer with a few spores on the side of the can.
I take that back. I think I'm growing penicillin in my sinuses. Pardon me whilst I sinkify this stuff.
Absomphe
May 10 2004, 08:29 PM
Rough night, Trainer...
You deserve some kinda medal...
I'm jusy not sure what kind!
TrainerAZ
May 10 2004, 08:37 PM
Mandrake, or Mandragora, is next.
OK, with a label that says:
QUOTE
Planta alucinogena cuyas raices y hojas, en pocion, utilizaban las BRUJAS para sus "vuelos" en las noches de AKELARRE
. . . which Systran tells me means:
QUOTE
Hallucinogenic plant whose roots and leaves, in potion, used the WITCHES
for their "flights" in the nights of AKELARRE
it can't be all bad. Maybe I'll finally Trip Balz for once. At least, at 45% ABV, it should kill the mildew growing in my sinuses. I hope.
Tasted neat, the liquor is mighty sweet. Mighty alcoholic, too. The alcohol content ain't hiding behind nuthin!
With ice and about 2:1 club soda'd, it tastes like a rather sweet scotch & soda.
Pleasant. Not worth spending a lot of money on, but pleasant. It'll go down the hatch, not down the drain like the Mildew Liqueur. I bet, using the Pseudosinthe method, I could make a better sage liqueur than that stuff.
Say, would anyone like to trade a barely-sampled bottle of sage liqueur for something else . . . Hill's, maybe? Logan Filth? Anyone? Anything?
TrainerAZ
May 10 2004, 08:38 PM
I don't smell mildew anymore!

But I ain't Trippin' Balz.
sixela
May 11 2004, 02:13 AM
QUOTE(Glassolalia @ May 10 2004, 07:53 PM)
So's arsenic.
Trying to steal the language and grammar nazi's thunder, I see?

Spuck Fellchecker is exempted from the duties of mere mortals with respect to spelling and grammar.
sixela
May 11 2004, 02:19 AM
QUOTE(Absomphe @ May 10 2004, 09:22 PM)
QUOTE(sixela @ May 10 2004, 01:45 PM)
Of course it is -- it's an essential element (for humans).
Quite unlike most plant toxins (those aren't elements at all, and many are definitely not needed in human metabolism).
How about for Penguins?
Given what I know about some metabolic pathways in humans, I think arsenic is probably an essential element for penguins, too. If my memory serves me right, even C. Elegans needs catalysts with arsenic as an element in some of the reactions in its metabolic pathways.
sixela
May 11 2004, 02:32 AM
QUOTE(TrainerAZ @ May 11 2004, 07:37 AM)
it can't be all bad.
OK. I'm going for the Bucky award on this one...
Of course not. It contains atropine, which historically has had many uses [one of which was to dilute the pupils of women to make them more "beautiful", which gave "Atropa belladonna" its name. Never mind that the women couldn't see jack xit in a lighted room, but...].
QUOTE
Atropine is the best-known member of a group of drugs known as muscarinic antagonists, which are competitive antagonists of acetylcholine at muscarinic receptors.
This naturally occurring tertiary amine was first isolated from the Atropa belladonna plant by Mein in 1831 (Weiner, 1985).
Although atropine earlier enjoyed widespread use in the treatment of peptic ulcer, today it is mostly used in resuscitation, anaesthesia, and ophthalmology, usually as the more soluble sulphate salt.
By competitively blocking the action of acetylcholine at muscarinic receptors, atropine may act as a specific antidote. As such, it may also be used to counteract adverse parasympathomimetic effects of pilocarpine, or neostigmine administered in myasthenia gravis.
It is a specific antidote for the treatment of poisoning with organophosphorus and carbamate insecticides and organophosphorus nerve agents.
Atropine is also useful in treating muscarine poisoning following ingestion of fungi of the Clitocybe and Inocybe species.
A few words of warning, though -- note the "if":
QUOTE
If the dose of atropine is titrated correctly, it has few serious side effects when used in organophosphate poisoning. Patients who are hypoxic, however, are at risk of developing ventricular tachycardia or fibrillation if given atropine. It is important, therefore, to correct hypoxia by clearing airways, administering oxygen and, if necessary, mechanically ventilating the patient before giving atropine (Hase et al., 1984; Matthew & Lawson, 1970; Heath & Meredith, 1992).
As for solubility:
One gram is soluble in 2.5ml alcohol at 60°C.
So unless the atropine is all bound as an atropine sulphate monohydrate (which is extremely soluble in water), it will end up in a distillate.
Grey Boy
May 11 2004, 03:01 AM
QUOTE(Glassolalia @ May 10 2004, 08:08 PM)
By popular demand:
Grate,
I work late and my wife starts posting pictures on the web for a bunch of creepy guys.
Thanks for the flattering photo Hiram, much better looking than I am in lace.
No drinks last night, worked late at the brewery,
not working the second job tonight so I can catch up.
Hiram
May 11 2004, 05:56 AM
QUOTE(sixela @ May 11 2004, 03:32 AM)
(Lots of stuff about Belladonna and atropine.)
The tasty berries make a gr
eat substitute for raisins, too.
Grey Boy: don't mention it.
sixela
May 11 2004, 06:11 AM
In the interest of strangers and nubies [sic], you might want to add some sarcasm delimiters.
The berries are dangerous, but not as dangerous as those of poison hemlock -- these are indeed so sweet some children may be tricked into eating them all...
Le Gimp
May 11 2004, 07:06 AM
Many years ago, (while in the NAVY) we had "Atropine Injectors" that were to be issued at certain times to be used ("IN CASE OF EMERGENCY ONLY") in the event that we were exposed to nerve poison.
We were forewarned that it has serious side effects including death, but so did exposure to the nerve agents. And, we would be better off taking our chances with the Atropine than the nerve agents.
Justin
May 11 2004, 07:54 AM
Same with the Army. We carried them around in our left chest pocket, with instructions to inject them directly into our chest.
Grate.
Off. Jack Batemaster
May 11 2004, 08:16 AM
I can see that both of you used them.
Justin
May 11 2004, 08:23 AM
Right. And you didn't because we know you were holding out for the suppository version...
Hiram
May 11 2004, 10:17 AM
There was an awsome scene using those in "The Rock" with Nicholas Cage and Sean "Losers try, winners go home and fuck the Prom Queen" Connery.
Sixer: you know, it never occurred to me that anyone would be that stupid, but thinking back on some of the folks that come through here, you're right. I've tasted them, but in the hands of morons...
Glassolalia
May 11 2004, 12:15 PM
Bad day - I'll probably be hitting the port tonight.....
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