Pimp and Ho Ball.

Last year - HG, Pabst and Gin. This year - even better HG, Pabst and Gin. Don't know the details yet. Sometime mid-late June.

will there be other 16 year old asian girls with large breasteses?

Probably not.

bitch.

Doesn't matter either way. You're not invited.

but what if i'm a pimp or a ho?

I could use a fresh shiner.

i could use a french shriner

What you mean is a Shriner who frenches.

He just wants the red fez.

He wants to put his red face fuzz in my
lap.

Fire crotch.

stop with the dirty talk..you're making jack horny.

you know how he loves to suck from the Land of Bogs, red-haired cock.








oops. i forgot suck. kinda like a woman does after she gets married.

His woman is the size of one.
Handy.

from the Land of Bogs cocks are small. Real small.

cept for eddie murphy's

Sounds Craptabular!

As long as there's HG, Pabst, Gin, , , , , , , , and

Will the Olde English 800 be making a return?

Don't know...who brought it last time?

Don't forget the OJ!!!

I'll bring the Old English 800!

Count me in. Nothing like a JBM party to liven things up...

Simpson?

I'll be OJ.
Guess who I'm gonna bloody my gloves
on, SPAZ?

Am I invited?

They may need a punching bag.
Or vomit catcher.
Or scapegoat.
Or whipping boy.
Or human bidet.

Will you be 21 by then?
Will your mommie let you attend? Should we make a cake?

Does Bater have a highchair?

Yeah, that's how he spoon feeds Mrs. Bater!

I thought he just filled her dish on the
floor. Where it's eye level.

Stop trying to get romantic. I'm gonna if you keep that up.

Then choke on yer vomit DaDa Cass.
I'm not kidding how much I dislike you.

That's why I won't be at your house in July.

Shouldn't you be retiring about now?

2 more months of this.
I'm not letting up.

Well, Jacko, I doubt I'll be headin up to Seattle for yer berfday. Hope it's deeeelightful anyhoo, even if I'm not there to brighten your day.

i hope it sucks, you fucking british douchebag.

Too bad you and I can't show up and
assure it will.

i wasn't invited anyway.

too bad.

i'd love to to have a bite-fest with his old lady.

Between us, she's barely an hors d' hourve.

between us, she'd be the creamy center of an ugly sandwich.

Point to CG. I was laughing out loud.

Y'all have to dress up like pimps...or hos.


The Absinthe Pimp costume is already taken. http://www.louchedlounge.com/forums/index....=findpost&p=530

But he's a misunderstood pimp.
Oui?

Dang, now I wish I could make it.

So many thrift shops, so little time . . . and it's actually cool enuff in Seattle for polyester!

I'm sure there will be plenty of fags there, too. There were at last year's bash. You'd almost fit in.

Huh Huh Huh...

You said "fit in".

OK, send me a plane ticket and I'll come. I know just the outfit to wear . . . plaid polyester pants, a big afro wig, lotsa gold chains . . .

Just make sure it's not a one-way to Allentown.

But you aren't cool enuff to stay around
here much longer.

So ban me, or quit yer fuckin' whining, broken record man.