I thought you said Gassy recieved an exception if desired?

Oops, did I say that?

So I guess if you're not 6'4", you're a midget?

Gassy's about an inch taller than me, my Disco threads should be fine.

There's one too many midgets in this forum! Piss off!

Midgets piss me off.

Wonder how SDD/I feels about them?

Some folks are already ready

Allrite, mothafuckas...I just gots me the pimpin' xit. Pinstripe suit, a mackin' topper, some platform kicks and the bling bling. I gots me some hos and bitches, several liters of that expensive green french liquah sheit and some soup. You betta be representin' and xit.

You know, if you would just move back here, I could provide an endless supply of hos and bitches. Thought I'd be a little short on pimps, admittedly. I'll work on that.

You don't know what it means to be Daddy baby.

No need fo mo pimps, I is pimpin' 'nuff fo all da hos an' bitches out in the Tempe C.

Allright then, the torch is yours, I go now , to taste the carpet.

Make sure an' tip at least a fiver to da ho.

You sound like the Muthafukin' H-DOG!

Ya,
He be da pimp writer!

So fah, Swizzle LB, Pignon Pontarlier, ADN Pontarlier, LyonNaisE, Pinch Her Puto, Moonman 26, Nemesinthe, and a Swiss Blanche Repro (wit Genepee and Veronica)

Heya, I gots Hos named Jenna P and Veronica!

Fuckin' white fucks.

I'm still hoping to get sent some anonymous samples of Swizzle, pigeon, or something or anther.

Can't believe you never had.

It would probably help if I was willing to give out my address.

But, Puppets have no address.

I hope you kids had fun!

Where are the hot fishnet photos?

...

Oh, there was a little fun to be had. I was the only representative from the absinthe community there. Luckily, I had a two hour head start on drinking and so had no problems with making friends.

There was one girl dressed as a pimp, and one dude dressed as a ho. Jack looked very pimp, and although I did not, I did have the most pimp pimp hat ever, maybe pics later. Take THAT, six.

I don't remember the booze but Jack was busy pressing the flesh and runnin' da ho's I was assigned noob detail, helping people learn something besides flame and stupidity.

I do remember everyone signing one ho's ass. Someone brought sharpies.

i have received more tattoos since that picture was drawn.

Photos, please.

Of both the pimp 'n ho ball and Celty's tattoos.....

i keep breaking camera lenses.

I didn't see anyone with a digital camera, so there may not be pics...If you didn't show up, you fucked up. I'll see what I can do about that...

There was over 2.5 liters of HG and most of it was drank by people who had never had Absinthe, or had only tried the Czeckerland stuff. There was very little left to bring home.

If nobody took pictures then you're just going to have to draw some, Jacky.

I seem to remember doing some damage to that HG myself.

I will attempt to get a pic of me in my pimp hat soon, but it will be from a webcam so it will not be too good. The party was sweet, though. How often call you go up to a woman and tell her she looks very trashy and not get smacked?

I never smack men when they say that to me.

Well,
maybe on the ass...

You're going to LF04, right?

She can sure squirm!

Here's a pic:

Pimp hat a la Skeeter:

A much less ugly view:

Webcams take bad stills, but that's all you get unless I bring it to LF04.

The Olde English did make it, but someone drank it this time. We also had wheat thins.

Why'd you wear the hat on your ass?

That is some hat!

Hope you gots the shoes to go wit' it!

At least we got one pimp pic. That's something.

You'll have to do better than that -- Kallisti is a master of the *triple* negative!

Six, I was refering to my insane sentence structure.

JP, unfortunately, I did not have the shoes nor the suit. Next year, oh yeah.

My shoes made me taller than Skeets.

Skeets, how did you get the pimped-out cousin of the Sorting Hat from Harry Potter? You been shoppin' Diagon Alley?

I been running Hermione and Ginny as my bitches for years.