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We pride ourselves on never banning anyone permanently. Not even Lystie... she came back to dig her hole a bit deeper.
Not even dickheadlosershitforbrainsgoatsuckerripoffartist!.
Not even dickheadlosershitforbrainsgoatsuckerripoffartist!.
WOOHOO! THE BONDS PASSED!
That's right, $750,000,000 in spending over the next 7 years!
Guess I just might have a job after all. When's this wild shindig of yers again, Jacko?
Edit: Oops, there it is. Mid-late June.
Hey, my berfday is June 13, what a coincidence . . .
That's right, $750,000,000 in spending over the next 7 years!
Guess I just might have a job after all. When's this wild shindig of yers again, Jacko?
Edit: Oops, there it is. Mid-late June.
Hey, my berfday is June 13, what a coincidence . . .
Was that necessary?
If you are going to think out loud, please
just move your beak and let your
fingers stay still.
Spare us.
If you are going to think out loud, please
just move your beak and let your
fingers stay still.
Spare us.
Watch it, I'll peck yer eyes out.
but then he won't be able to watch it.
Sure he will, ........he'll just "keep an eye out for him".
ba dum bump
....
I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.
Henny Youngman
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
Henny Youngman
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
Henny Youngman
My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
Henny Youngman
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
Henny Youngman
Henny Youngman
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
Henny Youngman
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
Henny Youngman
My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
Henny Youngman
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
Henny Youngman
he kicks ass.
he's actually funny, unlike that look-at-me-i'm-smarter-than-you(but my 17 writers probably do all of the research so I can use idiotic references that you can feel super-smarty-pants intelligent about yourself because you read a newspaper) idiot Dennis Miller and the Look-at-me-I'm-running-around-and-making-stupid-noises-so-that-makes-me-hilarious stylings of Robin Williams and Jim Carrey.
he's actually funny, unlike that look-at-me-i'm-smarter-than-you(but my 17 writers probably do all of the research so I can use idiotic references that you can feel super-smarty-pants intelligent about yourself because you read a newspaper) idiot Dennis Miller and the Look-at-me-I'm-running-around-and-making-stupid-noises-so-that-makes-me-hilarious stylings of Robin Williams and Jim Carrey.
I like Eddie Izzard.
Even if he is British.
Even if he is British.
yes.
one of the very few british i would piss on if they were on fire.
one of the very few british i would piss on if they were on fire.
Classics always endure.
Isn't his real name Rupert something?
Everybody's real name is Rupert something...
Ruprecht? 
Ruprecht, do you want the genital cuff?
.... 
So it looks like this thing may be a go. Saturday June 26th is the proposed date. Look for your platforms, feathered caps and fishnets - Pimps and Hos is the theme.
Those that can't attend - don't forget to send me presents!
Those that can't attend - don't forget to send me presents!
Fookin' Seattle freakazoids...
Couldn't I just attend as me...
What the fook could be scarier?
Couldn't I just attend as me...
What the fook could be scarier?
Scarier? "You" dressed like a ho.
But I can't fit in my slinky sluttin dress and the spike heels hurt my feet these days.
Ah, well I see you as more of a pimp.
No, Dude, that was "Purple Mark"...
I dressed like totally nondescript, "I don't really wish to be recognized", guy.
I dressed like totally nondescript, "I don't really wish to be recognized", guy.
Nope. Your wife's the pimp.
I can remember a couple of things that were recognizable about the way you dressed.
At least by the end of the party.
At least by the end of the party.
Larry, who the fook are you kidding?
By the end of that party, you couldn't recognize Felis Catus, if she came back to hauntus!
By the end of that party, you couldn't recognize Felis Catus, if she came back to hauntus!
That's because I have not met Felis Catus.
I could recognize her avatar however, if it had showed.
I could recognize her avatar however, if it had showed.
In here, she was some warped version of Catwoman, with the sig, "Feel this cat ass....
I got a present for ya, Jacko . . .
I'm gonna stay home!
I'm gonna stay home!
QUOTE(Off. Jack Batemaster @ Jun 2 2004, 06:35 PM)
So it looks like this thing may be a go. Saturday June 26th is the proposed date. Look for your platforms, feathered caps and fishnets - Pimps and Hos is the theme.
Posted: Feb 5 2004, 12:29 PM
Satan's Pussy
Group: Members
Posts: 495
Member No.: 57
Joined: 5-November 03
"Yes, We are having our First Annual Pimp & Ho ball to pull from Mardi Gras. There are people in this city that would like to be festive without having to spend extra money on going to NOLA. So we "THE COLLECTIVE" at our bars are throwing a soiree.
"The Boys in The Band"
Posted: Feb 5 2004, 12:29 PM
Satan's Pussy
Group: Members
Posts: 495
Member No.: 57
Joined: 5-November 03
"Yes, We are having our First Annual Pimp & Ho ball to pull from Mardi Gras. There are people in this city that would like to be festive without having to spend extra money on going to NOLA. So we "THE COLLECTIVE" at our bars are throwing a soiree.
"The Boys in The Band"
Doesn't Hellcat put on the same show, did you use her for an event planner?..............
I'll be the albino Huggy Bear.
QUOTE(TrainerAZ @ Jun 2 2004, 07:40 PM)
I got a present for ya, Jacko . . .
I'm gonna stay home!
I'm gonna stay home!
How cum? I told you that you were wellcum at my partay...
The name of this piece is called,
"My bitch better have my money"
She'd better have my money,
Through rain, sleet, or snow,
my ho better have my money.
Not half, not some,
but all my cash.
Because if she don't,
I'll put my foot dead in her ass.
http://www.redbrick.dcu.ie/~osama/misc/betterhave.mp3
"My bitch better have my money"
She'd better have my money,
Through rain, sleet, or snow,
my ho better have my money.
Not half, not some,
but all my cash.
Because if she don't,
I'll put my foot dead in her ass.
http://www.redbrick.dcu.ie/~osama/misc/betterhave.mp3
Just needs a hawaiian shirt.
i miss lammy.
Don't we all????
Them's some serious shoes.
Looks like the 26th is a go! We're thinking of a 6PM start time.
Probably no Pabst...we're switching to Malt liquor.
There will be plenty of Soul Food and Wheat Thins.
Don't forget your pimp and ho gear!
Probably no Pabst...we're switching to Malt liquor.
There will be plenty of Soul Food and Wheat Thins.
Don't forget your pimp and ho gear!
I'll be at a bachelorette party that night with a bunch of ho's, so I'll be with you in spirit, Jack.
Pabst? FUCK THAT xit! UN EMILE SAPIN!
Did I forget to mention there will be plenty of HG, at the Pimp and Ho ball?
Bring the Sapin if you want.
Un Emile Sapin? FUCK THAT xit! HG!
Bring the Sapin if you want.
Un Emile Sapin? FUCK THAT xit! HG!
QUOTE(A.B. Normal @ Jun 8 2004, 10:56 AM)
I'll be at a bachelorette party that night with a bunch of ho's, so I'll be with you in spirit, Jack.
Don't forget to take pictures!
QUOTE(Off. Jack Batemaster @ Jun 8 2004, 12:40 PM)
Don't forget your pimp and ho gear!
Damn! I'd like to go, but I don't own any polyester clothing.....
Borrow something from Steve!
Why don't I just borrow something from your vast collection of polyester disco threads?
Because you are "normal" sized and
he's a midget (yet still bigger than the
missus).
he's a midget (yet still bigger than the
missus).
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