Full Version: Another Grate Absinthe Kit
Did the fairy spill her drink because it tasted like pee from a wormwood-eating deer?
I almost want to try the candy and papers, just for the hell of it.
Fluffy G and Verbie Kay smoke up an Filterated Czeckerland Xit joint.
Gertz's squertz, sure makes the rounds on the 'net.
Opee is selling some.
Hell yeah dun, that's what I'm talkin bout, trippin BALZ!
You know you wanna hit this, Jack, I dipped it in GERT and everything.
You know you wanna hit this, Jack, I dipped it in GERT and everything.
Wow! Can I use that kit to make real genuine authentic Filterated Czeckerland Xit?
Maybe you could just soak the rolling papers in 151 rum or use them to smoke
stove top stuffing
stove top stuffing
Again?
It's these morons that make life harder for us.
Gems:
Gems:
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For alcohol, Everclear works best, but vodka will work in a pinch, the higher the proof the better. For the wine you want a port. Traditionally 150 to 190 proof alcohol was used because it would make it less bitter.
This will stand up in court:QUOTE
By viewing the products page you agree that myself or my company is not liable for any side effects, health problems, or any other ailment that may or not be linked to the ingestion of wormwood or any other herb in the kit.
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Drinkabsinthe.com does not sell any product for human consumption. Products sold are for conversation piece, collectors item, or to allow people to keep the history of absinthe alive.
Wonder if I can get a refund...
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Drinkabsinthe.com does not sell any product fit for human consumption. Products sold are for conversation piece, collectors item, or to allow people to realize that you are an idiot.
Sounds about right.
I've never had 190 proof alcohol...makes me wonder what I'm missing.
Buy some Everclear. 95% = 190 proof.
Or you could try Diesel.
QUOTE(TrainerAZ @ May 18 2004, 09:21 PM)
Buy some EverTAZ. 95% = 190 doof.
Amen!
I liked the absinthe-flavored rolling papers.
QUOTE(musicgeek @ May 18 2004, 08:44 PM)
I've never had 190 proof alcohol...makes me wonder what I'm missing.
A major drunk.
No, my brand is EverQUEER. 95% cocksucker.
Get it right, scarecrow!
Get it right, scarecrow!
...ahhh, but you're still 5% pussylicker. 
You can't get Everclear in Ohio. The highest proof offered here is 151. Still, 190 proof sounds too much like rubbing alcohol for a finished drink. I've never been a fan of vodka anyway.
it doesn't really have anything nice to say about you either.
Hardly anyone ever does.
SPAZ,
When you are 95% EverGone, the TONE
around here may get back to some
semblance of normal.
When you are 95% EverGone, the TONE
around here may get back to some
semblance of normal.
The day this place is "normal", pigs will fly.
I like you SPAZ-ASS.
For the record.
I like you SPAZ-ASS.
For the record.
Actually, they do, but they're always complainin' that they don't serve donuts, on most airlines.
and anotherman, absomphe is on a fucking roll.
have you been doing any narcotics?
have you been doing any narcotics?
Never touch'em...
It must be the A.D.N. Pontarlier#2 I've been snortin'.
Not that the effect has anything to do with Tom Jones...
It must be the A.D.N. Pontarlier#2 I've been snortin'.
Not that the effect has anything to do with Tom Jones...
By normal, I meant normal for here.
I don't dislike SPAZ the person, just the
SPAZ persona here. The twain should
be the same.
I don't dislike SPAZ the person, just the
SPAZ persona here. The twain should
be the same.
Crosby is carrying his child, so he can't
be all that bad.
be all that bad.
Ha!
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they don't serve donuts, on most airlines.
Ozark Airlines used to serve donuts.
Considering their aircraft were piloted by the offspring of brothers and sisters, that little bonus wasn't much of an enticement, even to the men in blue.
Actually, it was one of the better airlines flying. Too bad is was taken over by US Scare
Yeah, kinda like the corporate "nationalizing" of all the failing private RR lines into Amtrak, in the name of efficiency...
The service worsens, and all the historical romance is gone.
The service worsens, and all the historical romance is gone.
You want romance in Ridgemont? We can't even get cable t.v.
Try Dish network instead.
I leave my cable on the HG channel, the dog likes to watch that skinny blonde chick from CanuckyFuckyLand. 
The telly's been gone for a week now.
Don't miss it.
I'd only watched movies for the last 4
months.
I've rediscovered this reading thing.
Don't miss it.
I'd only watched movies for the last 4
months.
I've rediscovered this reading thing.
hey, whatever keeps you from posting here is fine by me.
Got this 11 hour D.V.D. set called Treasures From The American Film Archives.
Some really entertaining stuff.
Some really entertaining stuff.
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