But you can't blame them for trying.

Beautiful!

19 bids so far...somebody wants him. Personally, I'd take the daughters. I like drunken sluts.

I'd duct tape their mouths closed first.

Hell, 21 now.
Bidding's up to $4350.00
I sent the link to a few friends.
One said she'd take him if she could keep him on her patio. Prolly to scare off pigeons.
The other said she'd like him for the purposes of torture only.

xit, It's gone!

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What was it? Was someone trying to auction off a horrifying, bitchy, saggy old scarecrow?

Speaking of which . . .

Damn,

What was it? Another wedding dress from a disgruntled husband?

'Twas our commander and chief.