It seems that there has been a rash of new females in our midst. I'd like to get a read on who the new ones are, so that I can officially be the protector of their virtue in this den of iniquity.

Ladies, please sound off.

DG

Dawny, Glassy, BattleAx, StoneFox...
That would be you gals.

I'm not new and I'm no lady, so I'll shut the fuck up now.

Well, that's a start.
Go take a nap.

Yeah, yeah, I'm off.
Fuck you.
And sleep well, Mr. Mayor.

'Night Wogger.

what exactly is it that you would like to know about me?
i have a webpage that pretty much sums me and my interests up...
cliff's notes version:
i'm a tattoo artist

i belly dance, and have done so for nearly 10 years.

i do yoga (less often than i should).

i am obsessed with my scooter, a 1980 vespa P200E named BELLA.

i love the band THE SOUNDTRACK OF OUR LIVES.

i'm danish and italian, but i am a swede-ophile.

i'm a total dork, music geek, and i read 3-5 boooks at a time...

macintosh. nuff said.

what else?
not sure my virtues (*HA*) need protecting, but thanks for the kind thought!

oh, and i'm from another planet.

I don't think that is what he was after.

Chimin' in.

(and how did you know about my rash???)

The hidden cameras, silly.

Valery?

From High School?

Do you still claim you are from Venus?

HA! Why'd I have to post pix of the lace then???

(and I still have not received the check)

They're supposed to PAY you for those?

Xit, I'm so disillusioned...

I thought you were just in it for the exposure.

Just Chutie.

Ouch.

we're everywhere

Ouch my arse! You get the *special* pix.

So what exactly is he after - *special* pix???

Cuz only Chutie gets those!

Awwww...you can trust the monkey.
None of these other pervs.
But the monkey's special.

Shhhhhhhhhhh.......

(I have a crush on the monkey)

DAMN, I'm soooo jealous....

You can trust me too.

I wouldn't trust him, he's been known to switch teams...

You can trust me

You can trust me too.






...no, on second thought maybe not.

Never trust a rabbit when it comes to mating habits.

Some stereotypes are there for a reason.

Yeah... real special. Short bus style.

But she has a point about the rest of us.

I'm pretty trustworthy... unless it's with your booze. In which case you'd better hide it! Everything else is safe.

See? What did I tell you?

Chicks dig the monkey.

I said good day.

DG

You know what...I forgot about Skeeter.
I trust Skeeter, despite what he says.
Cockblocker extaordinaire, that boy!

What about moi?

I never made a move... I just wanted more booze...

You are sneaky with the booze if I remember Friday night correctly.
I did admire your stealth in that matter.

Plus my wifey is an aware one.

Sheesh, I don't remember Fri at all...

I do. On'acuz I got in late enough that I couldn't even begin to catch up with you boys.

Not aware enough....Look where he's been hanging out at when she's not around!

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Ummm. I'd like to plead my drunkth amendment....

Dawny, I'll see your and raise you a

are you guys about?

They have already forgotten, it's the DT's

Drinkslinger has an uncanny ability to always have a drink, even if he does not move and all the booze is on the other side of the room. And, I guarentee he is not just holding one.

Abby relied on me once or twice to hold off other's amorous advances... I make a great wall, and AB is so small she can hide right behind me.

I was actually trying to avoid being pummeled.

And I'm not small, damnit!

maybe to baby huey you seemed it.

Skeeter?

The land of the disappearing posts!

That post was meant for the post above your post...you beat me, so it no longer applied.

I see.

said the blind man.

blind woman.