A Modigliani retrospective is opening in New York. The NYT says that "The cliché is that he was never without his box of hashish pills or a glass of absinthe. "

Decisions, decisions.

Put the hashish pills on the spoon instead of the sugar.

Hash suppositories.
Absinthe shooters.
Just like in the bible.

Now that would get people to services.

Aha. The 'New Communion'!

church might actually be interesting or even believable if i was high & drunk.

Interesting, yes. Still not believable.

um. . . yeah.

duh.

Last time I was forced to attened church, I was high.
I can honestly say that church was, for the first time, damned funny.

let me explain it, onacuz you're a dipshit.

You know those times when you actually thought that you were attractive, smart, funny, or anything other than the boring piece of assjuice that you actually are?

that was most likely when you were extremely stoned or drunk.

because that's completely fucking unbelievable otherwise.

i took a survey. and even your mom thinks you're a cunt.

Dad?

well, yes, you can call me daddy.

but i was speaking directly to the headwound known as "Justin".

my slow-ass typing and the mayor's childish "don't click that quote button even if you're a slow, retarded fucker who's gonna have 2 other people post right after you so you'll have to go in and edit because i'm a cunting bitter nazi slag and hate to see quotes for no apparent reason" made my post even MORE idiotic sounding.

And yet you still take the time to hyphenate and avert potential misunderstandings.

a true dilemma.

But not as much fun as deciding between hashish pills and absinthe.

I'm like the antipenguin. The penguin is my dark matter.

you and i will get along famously, my little friend.

Pookah:

If you're the antipenguin, does that mean your language, and grammar suck ass?

Nope, although they do have a weakness for peanuts.

Aww, CG, I'm touched that you care.

Ass Peanuts?

I didn't know hashish came in "pills," I haven't seen any in couple of decades but I was hoping that it reappearence would be the one good thing to come out of htis horrible Iraqi debacle.

A choice would be hard to make but I'll bet the combination would be very nice.

Yup...

At last...a clearheaded orgasm.

Man, dumb slip ups like that get my
crotch inflamed.

If you wrote a note to someone (Ha!),
you wouldn't fuck up their name, or
maybe you would.
In which case you deserve to be pilloried.

I've never seen, much less had hash.

Anyone want to give a good 'review' of their experience?

Get the roast beef, instead of the corned beef........

I smoked hash and hash oil in college.

Think the absolute best and most powerful pot you've ever had in your life, then times it by 30. Talk about being comfortably numb.

Those were the days ...

DG

I really liked the spicy perfumy flavor too. Haven't seen any in many years.

Opium's better.

Very difficult to obtain, though...

I'd rather have the hashish.

You're makin' me weep, with the nostalgia...

Tut-tut -- your Dark Side has been watching Star Wars too often.

If I'm an antipooka, I'm your antimatter.

I'd hate to be your dark matter -- it would mean we would hardly interact at all, and then almost always through gravity, at least in this age of the universe.

Doesn't sound like fun.

get a room.