I've got the hiccups.

My remedy has always been a slice of lemon, some bitters, and sugar.

Any other suggestions?

BOO!





(That should do it...)

Nope. didn't work.

'hic!

Suck dick for an hour or two. Always works for me.

Sucking on a sugar cube soaked in vinegar.

Breathe out,
place a teaspoon of sugar on the back of your tongue
before you breathe back in swallow the sugar.
It's hard to do but works every time.

Slug yerself in the nutz with a rotary telephone. You'll forget all about your hiccups.

There's definately a story in there A-vibe. I'm afraid to ask.

Spoonful of powdered sugar.

Louchie...

Me too.

'Cuz that story may (or may not) involve

Thanks a lot, Louchie. I've been trying for 29 years to repress those memories.

So, hiccups gone? or does I hafta you?

Like you did the mayor?

What happened to sucking dix?

We always have a small paper bag (not plastic) handy because I get hiccups a lot. Just hold the paper bag over your nose and mouth and breathe slowly. Something about the increased carbon dioxide, I dunno, but it usually works.

Yeah the sugar works too.

Give Dinky a plastic bag.

...and some duct tape.

Actually, hiccups are a mild form of indigestion. So take some Pepto if you're not open enough to suggestion for the old wives' tales and folk remedies to work.

The hiccups are gone, like my memory of making the post.

The wonders of alcoholism.

Yes, I do wonder...

How can you wonder if you do not remember?

I wonder who makes these posts when I'm out drinking...

This guy. And while he's posting, he's devising many more fascinating ways to exhibit his billowing camel-toe.