All we can think of to do is sit in the Lounge and snipe at each other. We ought to all invade some other forum and pick on them for a change of pace.

Actually, I'm just sort of sitting here, contemplating the mysterious boil that appeared on my arm a few weeks ago, and when it will be ready to pick again.

Does it look anything like this?

I'm sitting here waiting for the flood to be cleaned up.

Interesting, Chutehead. I live in King County...that's my county's web site.

---note on the first sentence that you used, Jack.

those two words don't belong anywhere even close to each other.

I'm not sure what it says about where you live, that it is a top Google hit for "Plague Pustules".

It means the people here are more paranoid than most places...which is a true thing.

Just got back from my lunchtime walk. Nice to see the nicely painted and maintained benches that I am taxed to death for being used by the winos in this town


...otherwise, an enjoyable 90 plus degree day with 50 plus % humidity...at least I was outta da lab!

I know I am a little paranoid this afternoon. no idea why though.

ALL YOUR BASE ARE MINE!

Nope...the boil's not ready yet. I sooo wanna stab at it with an X-acto blade.

It's because I'm out to get you.

sTAB, sTAB, sTAB!1!!





hA, HAHAHAHA!

...AND ARE YOU 6FT TALL AND IS YOUR NAME ...HARVEY?


(Think Jimmy Stewart movies)

It's 3 pm in Boston, time to leave work and meet Harvey for a drink.

WWWell ththat sounds wonderful!

gonna go meet your old buddy, Harvey Assbanger?

fucking lars.

Perish the thought.

Go for it.


Here, lemme make it easy for ya.

Which one of us? Or, did you mean both of us? Putah!

No...he meant both of him.

I even heard his voice as I read that!

DUH!!!

Lars, why can't you just accept the fact that you're a hopelessly uncreative, mentally challenged mutant?

Why do you constantly have to take your hostility out on the rest of us?


Surrender to the stupidity, bro!

Every time we start a boredom thread, Dr. Ordinaire shows up. It's uncanny.

Dr O. wrote the book on the subject of boring.

I guess he's just stopping by to see if there are any royalties to collect.

We have a friend that does THE perfect Jimmie Stewart impersonation (from Harvey, no less)!!!

Still at work. Xit.

If I wasn't at work, I'd be having a nice drink.

Damn, that was a long time ago.

When, yessir day?

Can't believe I'm at work on Sunday night.

I'm lying. I can believe it.

I feel for ya.

The only reason
I have Sundays
off now is because
it's the only day
Peeps can have any
time off.

Being in the food
business, Sunday
is just another day.

A slow day.

And a day w/xitty
after church customers
who ordinarily tip for
xit.

On top of bein'
all Christian.

Lotsa fuckers pray
before they eat
down here.

*gag*

Yeah, only reason I'm not workin' is it's the only day the Liver and I take off.
It's a pact.
In the diploma industry, it's just another day
yer supposed to be scratchin' and clawin' to maintain your cred and tenuous position.

It's a pact that's good for both of you.

It's easier to keep than the ones I just make to myself.