Long may it stand.

Fucker blew right the fuck threw the
fuckin' 1776.

Oh, that is what you were talking about... I had no idea. I thought my political xit hole posts were getting to be too much.

I try to make you fucks think a bit.
I guess it's not working.
I'm not surprised.

I don't look at my post count. Too depressing.

Or the notches in your headboard.

Metaphorically speaking.

We may have to run Skeets down the
streets to get some 'hoin' during LF.

Uhh, no.

We'll pay.
He'll be a nice guy.

Like AB said, Nice guys finish last.

And I've seen her guest list.
What's it like to be #27?

Please...it goes in order of member number.
Ergo, he's 18.

Is Crosby #1? If so, you could get out of that one by putting Trainer in a dress.

Shhhhhh...don't give away my secrets.

Croz bites me just fine without a dress. And it's a KILT.

Or was that your fantasy, Skeets?

No, I said

No means no?

noone knows

My kids think it means maybe.

No is usually NOgotiable.

But I think of Skeeter like a brother, and incest ain't all it's cracked up to be (sorry, Gimpy).

Damn. Incest is something else to no longer look forward to? Thanks for spoiling it for me.

Dammit, I have to clean this thing if I spit my drink on it.

Disillusioned, yet again...

What's next on the "frowned upon" list, necrophilia?

So, let me repeat: the year 1776 is your nation's birthday?



Still wondering why they called 1976 the bicentennial anniversary?

No, it does not. If it does, who's been impersonating?

Uh oh...I knew that tall, skinny penguin didn't look right!

OK -- so, does the list wrap around back to 1 after 999, or 9999?

So how was Croz?

Actually, it would wrap around to #1 after #186, presently. Unless I chose to expand my service to FeeVerte.

In any case, I'm now serving member #95. I'll be on that number for a while.

Can we watch?

Thank goodness, I misread that. I thought you said #96.

Goddammit, now I have to look.

AH-HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I ain't sayin' xit.

I had to look too, damnit!
And now I think I'll be on #95 indefinitely.

No wonder he doesn't come around anymore.

Two posts today, he must have heard...

Mayhaps he needs to make use of the sperm receptacle...

#95 by name or join date?

Member number.

ok

Sorry, join date determines member number.