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Never touch the stuff.

Absinthe? Isn't that the stuf that made the painters and poets in France during the late 19th century hallucinate and go mad?

I hear it gives you a headache if you go to sleep right after drinking it.

Isn't it really bitter?

Extremely, no one likes it.
The only reason to drink it is 'cuz it makes you trip Ballz™.

That was frightening.
I wrote a very similar post
but you swooped in and beat me to the punch.

I need my morning caffeine.

Do you think it can give you a wicked eye twitch?
If my eye doesn't stop I'm going to resort to drugs.

It causes epilepsy.

And syphilis.

I get eye twitches all the time.....

I have one right now. Stress causes it.

I get it in the same eye every time, people tell me it's the biggest one they've ever seen, it looks like my lower lid is trying to crawl away.
My job can be very stressfull.

Yup - I always get the twitch in my left eye.

That's the side that always gets migraines, as well.

(and GB causes my stress)

My boss is a complete asshole.
He expects me to do everything and
he's a micro manager.
He gives me a raise when ever I ask for it though so I stick around.

Oh, so you work at Burger king, and he runs the bun nuker? Maybe you could get switched to fries... or if you suck up enough, you could run the Sundae Machine.

The nice lady says I can run the frosty machine after I have a few more years of ecspeeryunce.

You just gotta stop doing tap hits off the cree-mee dispenser. It just doesn't look good to the customers.

There's a BK a few blocks from my house.
They actually know me by name there.
I had to start going to a second BK.

I can't help it if the dog likes Whoppers.

Same here.

I just sit around all day and create maintenance programs for all the robotics and automation systems.

Then I write SOP's for all the programs.

Then I set up spreadsheets for all the programs.

Some days I actually get to leave my desk to implement the programs.

(and the raise thing doesn't work for me)

Or the Wogger likes whoppers.

PETA would be angry , that's abuse.

My job consists mostly of stacking BB's twenty at a time on a curved surface
and getting harassed with the answering machine every twenty minutes by various stuffy voices saying: "is it done yet?"

I had a couple of friends in New Orleans years ago, who after taking some shitty bathtub Ex had massive facial twitches every minute or so. These twitches were so big, they looked almost like seizures. After a couple of days they finally went to the hospital, apparently a shot of Thorazine each cleared it right up.

Mine is left eye-aye onliest as well.

Had one for weeks. Don't remember if it
was after my last X-citing roll or not.

Mine is the left eye too,
I had it really bad when I was on the road
went to the doc , he was amazed at the size of it, told me it was stress.
I wanted him to cut the nerve but he wouldn't do it , said I'd look like Marty Feldman.
I quit that job, went back to working at home and the twitch went away.
Now it's back.
I never do any drugs other than weed and alcohol.

By closing the Tippin' + Typin' 13 thread, an egregious act of censorship has been committed.

And it was the act of the Head Lounge Fascist!

The repressing lounge Heil Liver!

In the spirit of a bitter person broken by the unjust burden of having to post in a new thread, I shall drink some of the vile bitter brew that is absinthe and go to bed.

The other day I received my shipment of new stuff so I wanted to try it. I had a few drinks by myself. I was at home last night drinking some stuff(I don't drink absinthe, really I don't) alone while watching t.v. and my roommate walked by and saw me and said, "You're an alcoholic." He was referring to me drinking alone both nights.

I was going to give him the whole, "Hey, it's my day off and I can have a few drinks on my day off if I want. I don't have to be an alcoholic just because I'm having a drink alone on my day off." But, I just said thanks instead.

I usually respond with, "No, I'm a drunk."

i prefer lush-us.

That's right - alcoholics go to AA.

Many thanks to sancho for that pic. It works so well now...

Seagrams Tropical Gin & Juice

Have you tried the Hpnotiq yet, Jack?



It's all the rage with the pimps and hos in these parts.

Good xit, but hard to find out here in the Eastside Burroughs, where I be workin' the high class hos.

Hynotiq+Hennesy=Incredible Hulk.

And that xit sucks.

That's what it was!
My friend was laughing as she was telling me about the Hulk but I couldn't remember the other ingredient.

No, you're like me, an Alcoholist™!

I should be drinking
but I'm going back to work.

I should be working,
but I'm going back to drink.

I'm either drinking at work or working at drinking.

BDF double strength, but I'm no alcoholic, drunk, or lushist.

I'm a mixologist.

Yeah, that's the ticket...

My kidneys hurt.
This can't be good.

No, that doesn't sound good at all. Is this a recent development?

Drink plenty of cranberry juice.

(Cape Codders do NOT count)

Yes, it's recent. It started when I started drinking water. Go figure. Prolly a shock to the system.

I hate cranberry juice, damnit.

Water is bad for you (they wash cars with that stuff!), especially tap water. I prefer several distillations for purity and alcohol to kill anything left (wormwood just to make sure -- you wouldn't want WORMS would you?!)



Goin' to Vegas in the morning. I'm all packed and ready and the party is starting now. Lush Life it is til' whenever. I've packed some along and just incanse it doesn't get through, I put some in a generic mouthwash container. It's not quite green enough but you know these off brands. . . I don't plan on being sober for a week