I haven't seen the ladies post in the ladies room in a while. Where are you ladies hanging out now? Let me know so I can hang out there too.

We're at the bar.
Buy us drinks.

O.k. one ginger ale coming right up.

Looks like I picked the wrong week to have food poisoning...

I'm on the corner of Third and Charles.

I'm hoppin' an Amtrak...

So, is that a popular corner for the ladies?

Nope - it's MY corner.

Who you callin' a lady, worm?

Was that O.K., Mistress?

I challenge you to find a lady on this forum.

Busted.

...or a man...

I resemble that remark!

There's no ladies or men here, we're all gender neutral puppets.

If you think otherwise then you are just a figment of your imagination.

You're learning....

I'm neutered...no, wait - spayed. Or whatever it is that menopause does to you.

Makes you horney because you no longer have to worry?

I wish......

The horny or the worry?

Horny of course,

We're married.

Ah, yes.
How chillingly I remember hearing-
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
.
.
.
ad infinitum...

Quit it! I heard it from you and the other room at the same time. Fucking stereo.

and i thought it was just because i was ugly.

but you guys too?

oh wait....

Never had to worry in the first place.

Never wanted kids.

They take too much time, effort, and expenses away from my glass art.

(yup - I'm a selfish bitch)

There are no bad reasons to not have kids.

Tell that to Mrs. Batemaster.

Skeeter, wise words to live by.

Bater Boy, I will next time I see her. I can let her watch my son for a day or two... that should solve it.

I'm filling a fresh ice cube tray for the
MiniBaterBabe.
The more of my lil' bastards runnin'
around, the betterer.
They can run my post count up.

As if ANYONE needs to encourage you, ya old schooler!

True.