biggerer and betterer.

3rd wkend in July, Sat-Mon.

Plan and save or you are a
stupid ass muthafucka dumbshit.

Looks like Cher and Barbara Streisand aren't the only ones to who keep having final tours!

Got that, Rimmy?

And David?
And Eric.

YOU'VE GOT OVER ONE FOOKING YEAR

Anyone who say's "Can't" next year is too stupid for us to invite. With over 52 weeks to plan there aren't any excuses.

Put $10/wk in your sock drawer.
Start kissing up to the wife
Tell all your friends/relatives to plan their weddings/get togethers on another weekend on a 'cause the 3rd one in July is booked for LF.
Check out road maps and plan the trip
Don't be a wussbag.

I'm not sure I can make it.

Ummmm.....I'll be in India?

... what, ain't no planes flyin' outta India?

Are there going to be any rules next year? I don't like rules.

Rule #1:
No drinking.

So we'll just be hooked up intravenously then?

Gives a different meaning to "Absinthe Drip".

Rule #1.

Bring your own Dialysis Machine.

Rule #2.

Get on the Transplant Waiting List.

No sharing needles. Let's keep it safe, folks.

Is there gonna be brown acid, next year?

Are there going to be pooftas?

Probably not. CeeGee will probably pussy out next year too.

Uh, I think I have a wedding to go to or something...

LF 05: Don't Be a Fucktard.

Rule #2: No fookin' flicking.

Hey SPAZ,
I need to rent my house out,
furnished, for 5 years.
Interested? And yes, I'm
serious.
It will be at cost.

Interesting offer. Why would ya need to rent your house out for 5 years?

Actually, I'm interested in the house on 11th Street BECAUSE it's a boarded-up shell. Fixeruppering is fun. And it makes you money, if ya do it well.

Plus, it can be mothballed and worked on for a couple of weeks once or twice a year. After all, I'd expect to have reason to be in A-town at least every third weekend in July.

If ya rent out the MM, where will we have LF05, 06, 07, 08, and 09?!

I need to move to
Tallywhackerhassee until Daddy's
Girl finishes her Ph. D.
If you live in the MM, the LFs
will be where they belong.

I had a feelin' that Peeps chick was somehow involved. Glad it's workin' for you two!

If I were to rent the place, you'd be horrified when you came home and found that I'd been adding another bathroom without telling ya.

Maybe Slosh would wanna rent it. We could all kick in to put HIM at the hotel for LF. There's a pool AND a workout room there, ya know. GB sez it's a nice place.

Slosh is already interested.
I trust you more.

Thanks, that's quite a compliment.

But if I moved to A-town, I'd have no job. Then I'd have to turn the MM into a by-the-hour bed and no fookin' breakfast, or I'd not be able to pay the rent and you'd evict me. That would suck.

I'd move there,
If'n I had a job.
There's a brewery opening though right?
Find fuckwit a job and we'll split the cost.
Though I like open windows.

There ya go, rent it to GB and Glassy. Glassy was saying how much she loved the place . . .

I'm serious.
Let's work this out.

Um, OK.
I'll work there, pull stings .

You mean strings?

Um, yea.

Just checking ,
thought you were choosing a life of crime or something.

Already have,
Glassy is changing her name to Bonnie.

Cool.


Sounds welsh.

Bonnie and Justin?

Yuck,
We'll have to work on that.

How 'bout I just change my name to Glassyddwyn???

The name is good but it could use a few more Ls.

Change it to Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.

Yes, I can pronounce it.

I can't read it.

Looks familiar....

From the Mabinogian???

If you fucks move in, I'll leave
all the furniture and the big
bed.
I'd love to have the MM in
loving hands while I'm absent.

And we could still have LFs
here.

Hellertown is close.

I guess this means the next BARF will also be in A-town.

HEY GB!

If'n you and Glassy rent the MM, and if'n I get a good price on the auction on 111N11, I may just have some part-time work for one (or both) of ya.

Unlockin' doors, coordinatin' contractors, checkin' up on work, fun stuff like that. WHEEEEEE!

Lemme know if'n you'z innersted.

Just thought I'd kick up a little dust in this thread. I can't wait 'til LF05! I just saw on the Travel Channel, a show about ultimate thrill rides and the Skyscraper at Dorney Park in A-town made the list! 180ft in the air in a little two person seat with a seatbelt holding you in and then you go around and around and around on the big swing arm. Cool! I want to ride the Skyscraper! I hope everyone is saving up. It'll be here quicker than you think. Start saving now. We're gonna ride the Skyscraper at LF05!

How's the renting of the MM going LL? Are you still there or did you rent it out to Slosh? Maybe Pinky would need a home base to start his bus stop weed empire?

Meebe Loogie will rent it to run his Empire.
Then let us live there and work at breweries.

Maybe he should rent it to me.

I'd start Slate & Glassy's absinthe commune.

I don't have an Empire just a fiefdom.

This discussion is feudal.

I'm the King of the Britons!

Who are the Britons?