Step up and take one for the team!

Seriously, there are enough puppies in the world.

" And they were all great girls. Maybe I'm meant to come upon one of them again..."

Sounds like he defines "virgin" the way Bill Clinton defined "sex".

Edit: Speaking of which, don't ask me WHY I was surfing around on the Steely Dan website, but I believe the whole impeachment thing would have been resolved much more effectively had everyone followed Walter Becker's advice.

Do you really want to take the advice of someone who named their band after a dildo?

It seems to have worked.

I got five bucks that sez there's a whole lotta manipulation goin' on at Marc's house!

You know, if I'm not mistaken, this is the second time that SpongeBob has advised us RLW's to "take one for the team."

Maybe this guy's a virgin because the right woman is actually a man.

Since SB has gay elbows, I suggest that he be the one to apply. Besides, I think all the RLW's here are taken (or non-practicing).

So, SB, put Gretchen and Heidi ( ) down for a moment and you take one for the team.

If you notice, the guy in the photo is leaning on his elbows.....A coincidence?.....Perhaps not.

Are you suggesting that Marc is really SpongeBob?

My gay elbows have standards for God's sake.

It's clear that the RLW's have no standards, simply because they remain here on the Lounge.

I don't think it's a matter of us not having standards.
I think it's a matter of having balls.

Excuse me, Balz™.

This has always been the problem for my gay elbows.

It seems that no matter how gay a man might be, or how sexy my elbows are. No one wants an elbow in their balls.

It's sad really.

For the non-practising¹ ones among them (naming no names, of course): why don't they start their own web page to advertise their status?

It seems to be a popular pastime these days .

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¹Stop your merry dancing and don't pounce on me just yet: this is the correct UK spelling.

Hi Sixer,

I think you might need this r.

Feel free to borrow it any time from the merry dancing.

Much obliged.

Now, of course, you'll have to edit your post and write "mery dancing" (and blame me) ;).

No xit, numbnuts. There was no sex.

Stalking =/= Relationship.

Yawn, but my favorite is:
How the fuck would he know?

Maybe he meant with himself.

Still, I'd like to know if it works for him. There are other ugly fuckers in this world who need to get laid.

Here's my hypothesis:

Advertising on the Internet will get anyone laid.

Hasn't worked for me.

Oh, wait. I'm married. Never mind.

Maybe his four relationships consisted of four different brands of lube.

It works for me. Maybe you should try it, MGeek.

I'm a virgin, too. Really.

I'm saving myself for Nicole Kidman. I just mess around with guys to get off.

Good practice. I hear tell Nicole likes it up the butt.

He means it in the old-fashioned sense of wooing.

If you will excuse the grammer: you know, guitar playing under balconies in the moonlight stuff.

How could you find her butt?
She's all cunt.

and the spelling...

sweet.

i'll jump right in.


that bitch is hot.

No, that's quite intentional: I call that kind of grammar "grammer", in deference to others in these parts who also do.

Ok.
You had me worried for a moment.

Kelsey Grammer?

I ain't buyin' it, Sixer.