Sometimes I think they go too far...

If I were drunk, I would find that too complicated to operate.
And I'm too drunk too often.

If I were sober, I'd still ask WTF ?

Sober?

I do not understand this word.

You must drink until you reach sobriety, it's the only way my child.

I shall strive to this state, my wise guru...

It takes much practice and sacrifice to achieve the state of intoxication to the point of sobriety.

Give it time, give it experience, give it your liver, and you shall find the sobriety you seek.

Yes, master.

I'm just pissed because I drank myself into sobriety about 45 minutes ago... damn, now I can't sleep!!!

Wogger's Wed Wine Wemedy.

I switched to wine around 2am... I felt sleepy but managed to drink through it.

Switched to scotch, and even beer.

Drat. I'm awake!

Perhaps you should call a good friend to knock you about the head with a brick.

I would, only I'd request a 20lb sledge hammer and no restrictions on impact force...

If only I were closer...

I got somethin' with which I could whack ya about the head . . .

Why is the "basement" filled with Windex, anyway?

Damn. If you're going that far, you may as well just go the rest of the way and build a goddamn robotic fountain.

It could follow you around and provide endless, cogent arguments against sobriety, as well as pouring you a glass and providing the perfect dosage and louche.

If you are out of absinthe, it could be designed to seek any yellow, blue or green liquid and dispense such. At these times, it would say "Tonight we are having Filterated Czeckerland Xit without the E, sir. Please sign this waiver first, sir...."

Glassy?

The water spigots don't even look long enough to clear the base and you'd have to tip the damn thing on its side to empty the Filterated Czeckerland Xit(e) from the "basement".

What a poorly designed clunker. Not to mention a bad idea in the first place.

The pic is in the Smutty section!!!

Still More WTF?!!!

And it's only 8000 Euros.

I'm suprized no one's tried using Nyquill as the base alcohol for their "absinthe". It'll taste like xit but give you the buzz of your life before it knocks you unconcious where you stand. Perfect for the insomniac who isn't drinking absinthe for the taste!

Price: EUR 8.000,00
Delivery time: immediately available
Weight: 8,90 kg


Stück


The well-known Havel`s Filterated Czeckerland Xit is a product of the house "Martin Sebor". This might taste also the Geniessern, which take rather anishaltigen Filterated Czeckerland Xit to itself. However the portion of anise is not exaggerated also here. As it for a Czeckerland Filterated Czeckerland Xit is right itself. Furthermore it contains among other things also a due portion of fenchel. Very balanced composition at select herbs.
This might be one of the last 3.2 l anniversary bottles of the mark Havel, now already be those legend should

That Filterated Czeckerland Xit is some pretty rare stuff, after all...

Extra Highest Level......

"Extra" Highest ?????

Lost in translation, I guess

...

But it's 3.2 liters...that's only 2500 euros per liter.
Sounds like a real bargain to me.

For that price it better cum with the Filterated Czeckerland Xit Stripper....

You'll just love this one, Bad Shirt King:

http://www.alandia.de/Filterated Czeckerland Xit/index.php/cPath/29_43_37

All these years I've been looking for Legendre Herbsaint Absinthe, and the Damn Cabbage Heads have it all.

I thought Havel's WAS the stripper.

I saw it on "Restore America." A couple used it to remove the paint and varnish from intricate woodwork. LIKE BUTTAH!

Shhhhhh! Quiet or he'll hear you! Dinky is the absinthe stripper. I lost at least 2K at LF04. He's a shark!

Once again proving that there’s no accounting for taste.

One day those "absinthe" goggles will wear off and I'll be sober again! Till then I consider it money well spent.

Not as long as the rufenol still works...

Ahhh! the romance never dies!

So you DID find some Roofiesinthe!

I know a few people I'd like to try that on . . .

Watch out Cros!

DG

>mixing Roofiesinthe with Viagrasinthe to keep things interesting<

Hey, it's BLUE!

How cd this not end
in endless anal rape?