Dear Matt,

We will release a Pernod reproduction sometime in the fairly near future.
Stay tuned.

Regards,

Absinthe 1
Jade- the only REAL Burnt™ absinthe Liqueurs
www.vintageabsinthe.com

I can't wait!!!

My credit card is melting.

Life is good.

Nice.

I do hope that its not the current version of Pernod that Ned is reproducing...

It's a clone of the pastis.

I hope it's not another Arak clone.

Of course not, its an ouzo clone.

I have a Hill's repro I'll sell you.

It's called Scope.

I thought ElectraShave was the Hill's clone.

My credit card is ALREADY on life support!!

My credit card purchases are putting me on life support.

I got rid of my Credit Cards along time ago. I haven't had one in years. (Fortunately for me, Mrs. Batemaster doesn't have one, neither.)

I'm gonna take out a second mortgage on my house for this stuff!!!
How does vintage Pernod compare with the Jade- the only REAL Burnt™ absinthes? Is there anything that it compares to?

It doesn't "really" compare with either of the Jade- the only REAL Burnt™ absinthe offerings right now.

There is a teeny bit of familiarity in the base alcohol and anise of the Berger, but that's about it.

I'm anxious to see how the modern Jade- the only REAL Burnt™ absinthe clone compares. Since there are more of us that've tasted vintage Pernod than vintage Berger.
I guess we'll just have to wait.
...and wait
... and wait

Anybody got any idea when this blessed event is supposed to take place?

I heard that it will be tomorrow. The Reverend told me.

And then I killed him.

Jade- the only REAL Burnt™ absintheTM with extra lobelia.

Don't forget the OPIUM............

Other People's Money?

[QUOTE=L.D. Grandmaison,Aug 19 2004, 04:53 PM] Don't forget the OPIUM..........

Better than the Opieum...

Tardo.

It's a conspiracy to make us spend money.

It's working (and more satisfying then cell phones).

You're a real master of subtlety, Cros.

Opium... I bet that would get those who aren't concerned with the taste to open their wallet for Jade- the only REAL Burnt™ absinthe.

You don't like the taste of opium?

Long Pig?

mmmmmm huuuuumans!

Only if I can add it to a drink that can be lit on fire! (Being an asshole is part of my charm.)

No wonder you hang out here.

Or... My bologna has a first name. It's H.U.M.A.N! (another catchy tune!)

don't quit your day job.


unless you're a comedian, that is.

Awe, shucks!

don't take it to heart, dear.


not everybody can be as wonderful as me.

You remind me of my daddy. His pet name for me as a child was, "God's little rain cloud".

I like boobies.

A lot.

now THAT was funny!

i knew you could do it!!!

CeeGee has hot boobies.

A lot.

so following the equation,

you boobies a lot
i have a lot of hot boobies


you me, you really really me???

Correct.

Now show me your tits.

if you're a really good boy, i'll show you my firecrotch.


jacky's always talking about it, and Y likes to pull the red hairs out of her hemmerroids!

Boobies. Boobies. Boobies. Boobies. Boobies. Boobies. Boobies. Boobies. Boobies. Boobies. Boobies. Boobies. Boobies. Boobies. Boobies. Boobies. Boobies. Boobies. Boobies. Boobies. Boobies. Boobies. Boobies. Boobies. Boobies. Boobies. Boobies. Boobies. Boobies. Boobies. Boobies. Boobies. Boobies. Boobies. Boobies. Boobies. Boobies. Boobies. Boobies. Boobies. Boobies. Boobies. Boobies. Boobies. Boobies. Boobies. Boobies. Boobies. Boobies. Boobies. Boobies. Boobies. Boobies. Boobies. Boobies. Boobies. Boobies. Boobies. Boobies. Boobies. Boobies. Boobies. Boobies. Boobies. Boobies. Boobies. Boobies. Boobies. Boobies. Boobies. Boobies. Boobies. Boobies. Boobies. Boobies. Boobies. Boobies. Boobies. Boobies. Boobies. Boobies. Boobies. Boobies. Boobies. Boobies. Boobies. Boobies. Boobies. Boobies. Boobies. Boobies. Boobies. Boobies. Boobies. Boobies. Boobies. Boobies. Boobies. Boobies. Boobies. Boobies. Boobies. Boobies. Boobies. Boobies. Boobies. Boobies. Boobies. Boobies. Boobies. Boobies. Boobies. Boobies. Boobies. Boobies. Boobies. Boobies.

I like 'em a lot. (sung to the tune of "You're a Grand Old Flag")

dude you're killing me.

THEY'RE MEATY!