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Adolph Stalin
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The art of genital origami (the art or process of creating through manipulation the genitals into representational shapes and forms), with a touch of femininity! Genital origami can be considered ancient in a sense that both genders have been twisting and manipulating their genitals since human kind, has had hands.


Vagina Puppetry
PitchBlackAfro
Who you callin' a puppet, MOTHERFUCKER?!?!!!!
greeneyes
Hmm. Too bad. It looks like you have to become a member to get to anything informative on that site.
Absomphe
QUOTE(PitchBlackAfro @ Aug 30 2004, 09:50 PM)
Who you callin' a puppet, MOTHERFUCKER?!?!!!!

You, Thirst.
A.B. Normal
I just have one thing to say...


Puppetmasters are a rare breed.
CelticGent
i haven't seen one in a long time.

just unfunny pups.
Louchelooker
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Vagina Puppetry

Too bad. It looks like you have to become a member to get to anything informative on that site.

Not enough pictures.
Rimbaud
I like vaginas.

A lot.
PitchBlackAfro
QUOTE(Celticgent @ Aug 31 2004, 09:25 AM)
i haven't seen one in a long time.

just unfunny pups.

Who you callin' unfunny, ya pasty from the Land of Bogs cocksmuggler?!?!?
Off. Jack Batemaster
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Joseph Hitler
Don't worry, the from the Land of Bogs will soon be eliminated.
Black Jack
Oy Snap!
Pooka
My head hurts.
Off. Jack Batemaster
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Absomphe
Return of the Puppetmasters...

Again.
Kirk
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TrainerAZ
I STILL don't have a puppet! cry-1.gif
greeneyes
Good.
Absomphe
QUOTE(TrainerAZ @ Sep 1 2004, 12:24 AM)
I STILL don't have a puppet!

Sounds like a good new title...
1888
This is grate!

Almost a categorical 'BOMB-SHlT'!!!

Woo-Hoo! post-6-1069831645.gif
TheGreenOne
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I STILL don't have a puppet! 

Have you considered the possibility that you may be a puppet and not realize it?
TrainerAZ
Well, no strings . . . no hands inside . . .
sixela
Please do not feed the animals or otherwise set them up for rude jokes about anal fistfucking.
CelticGent
party pooper
Oscar
Can we give them stimulating educational toys?
Off. Jack Batemaster
No.
A.B. Normal
I can't believe Sixer wrote the words, "anal fistfucking."
CelticGent
laugher.gif

good point.

i would have expected him to write fist-fucking or fist fucking instead.
TrainerAZ
"Fisting" would be an acceptable alternative.

Well, for CG, anyway. It's not my cup o' tea.
~Y~
I'm sure nothing does fit in there quite like your cup o' tea. Leatherman.gif
TrainerAZ
Fastest way to get your caffeine in the mornin'!
Absomphe
And stay reg'lar.
jaded prol
Cup o' Nasstea I'll bet.
sixela
QUOTE(Celticgent @ Sep 3 2004, 08:42 PM)
laugher.gif

good point.

i would have expected him to write fist-fucking or fist fucking instead.

I'm free to write it any odd way -- the Collins Cobuild has no entry.

I don't like the spelling "fist fucking". It's not like "fist" is the direct object of the clause, is it?
greeneyes
That's true. Wouldn't hyphenation suggest that the term was being used as a compound modifier or is that just an AP idiosyncrasy?
sixela
I'm sure that's a well-intentioned post.

So, where do you intend to build the well?

[OK -- enough CG-irritating grammar hairsplitting for now]
greeneyes
If it irritates CG, it's never enough.
Grey Boy
QUOTE(sixela @ Sep 4 2004, 06:21 PM)
I don't like the spelling "fist fucking". It's not like "fist" is the direct object of the clause, is it?

If you're as lonely as CG
then it is.
TrainerAZ
Fist fucking: arcadeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.gif

Fisting: What Jim Henson did to Kermit.
DaRabbit
You really have to respect Kermit though. I mean... all those years and he still maintained such a positive outlook.

Maybe he...liked it?
Kirk
I have a frog,
it eats birds.
Masque
QUOTE(DaRabbit @ Sep 5 2004, 03:39 AM)
You really have to respect Kermit though.  I mean... all those years and he still maintained such a positive outlook.

Maybe he...liked it?

Well, if your alternative is Mrs. Piggy...
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