DaRabbit
Sep 5 2004, 08:43 AM
Men in India could face up to three years in jail if they are caught drinking without written permission from their wives.
The proposal is part of a women’s empowerment campaign in Bihar. The Bihar Women’s Commission says it would liberate women from the mental torture of their men returning home after drinking heavily and “creating scenes”.
The proposed new law is in a 78-page report produced by the BWC which has now been submitted to state chief minister Rabri Devi. It argues that wives and children are the worst victims of male alcoholism and there should be legislation to protect them. The chief minister’s office described the move as “a revolutionary step”.
Hiram
Sep 5 2004, 12:49 PM
"Honey, I'd like to go down to the local for a pint with my mates if that's okay with you. Oh, and may I have my balls back please?"
greeneyes
Sep 5 2004, 02:14 PM
Not until you can learn to take care of them.
Crosby
Sep 5 2004, 06:21 PM
QUOTE(DaRabbit @ Sep 5 2004, 09:43 AM)
The Bihar Women’s Commission says it would liberate women from the mental torture of their men returning home after drinking heavily and “creating scenes”.
The women create the scenes.
Glassolalia
Sep 6 2004, 07:24 AM
QUOTE(Hiram @ Sep 5 2004, 04:49 PM)
"Honey, I'd like to go down to the local for a pint with my mates if that's okay with you. Oh, and may I have my balls back please?"
Hmmmm.....
That sounds like Grey.
Grey Boy
Sep 6 2004, 07:51 AM
Louchelooker
Sep 6 2004, 10:28 AM
Just one more reason not to get married in India.
Absinthe_1900
Sep 6 2004, 12:07 PM
Just marry a drunken women, not only will you have something in common, she can buy the next round.
Masque
Sep 6 2004, 01:25 PM
It's nice to know we are not the only fucked up country. Well, we all know about EuroFuckyLand, but the rest of the world.
Hiram
Sep 6 2004, 01:33 PM
QUOTE(greeneyes @ Sep 5 2004, 03:14 PM)
Not until you can learn to take care of them.
greeneyes
Sep 6 2004, 02:24 PM
QUOTE(Absinthe_1900 @ Sep 6 2004, 04:07 PM)
Just marry a drunken women...
So, are you advocating polygyny or just seeing double again?
Masque
Sep 6 2004, 04:54 PM
I don't see the problem with polygamy... if you are dumb enough to marry more than one, you deserve what you get. That goes for both men and women.
A.B. Normal
Sep 6 2004, 10:24 PM
Why would anyone want to see multiple unsatisfied faces in bed?
David
Sep 6 2004, 10:42 PM
Louchelooker
Sep 7 2004, 05:06 AM
QUOTE
Why would anyone want to see multiple unsatisfied faces in bed?
I never see that.
A.B. Normal
Sep 7 2004, 07:01 AM
So you've never had more than one person in bed, huh?
CelticGent
Sep 7 2004, 07:16 AM
QUOTE(A.B. Normal @ Sep 7 2004, 02:24 AM)
Why would anyone want to see multiple unsatisfied faces in bed?
that's the definition of marriage.
sixela
Sep 7 2004, 07:18 AM
Do you mean more than one person in addition to him, or more than one person in total?
[If there's only one person in bed, it's hard to see *any* unsatisfied face in bed. If you do, you're either having an out of body experience or a mirror.]
A.B. Normal
Sep 7 2004, 07:33 AM
Ha!
Oscar
Sep 7 2004, 08:24 AM
Why are all the men in India drinking so much?
Off. Jack Batemaster
Sep 7 2004, 08:54 AM
Red dots turn me on.
A.B. Normal
Sep 7 2004, 09:18 AM
.....
Off. Jack Batemaster
Sep 7 2004, 09:22 AM
Red squares are a turn off.
Absomphe
Sep 7 2004, 11:08 AM
Not to Muscovites.
Louchelooker
Sep 8 2004, 08:37 AM
CODE
So you've never had more than one person in bed, huh?
Does me, myself and I count? Those three are always satisfied.
jaded prol
Sep 8 2004, 10:11 AM
Well give yourself a hand then.
mattm3
Sep 18 2004, 08:15 AM
TrainerAZ
Sep 18 2004, 07:15 PM
QUOTE(Louchelooker @ Sep 8 2004, 09:37 AM)
CODE
So you've never had more than one person in bed, huh?
Does me, myself and I count? Those three are always satisfied.
I call that a
menage a moi.
mattm3
Sep 19 2004, 06:51 AM
TheGreenOne
Sep 22 2004, 09:10 AM
QUOTE(DaRabbit @ Sep 5 2004, 12:43 PM)
Men in India could face up to three years in jail if they are caught drinking without written permission from their wives.
At least the Sheep Professor should be safe.
CelticGent
Sep 22 2004, 10:02 AM
she prolly had a stamp made from her siggy just for this cause.
lambchop
Sep 29 2004, 03:38 AM
I'll drink all them little fuckers under the table.
It is actually sort of difficult to drink here. There are no bars other than the ones in the fancy international hotels and, without a Tamil Nadu identification card, one is subject to a 70% tax. Yes. 70%. Luckily, we have Tamil Nadu identification cards. And we also have the commisary, where Jack and Sapphire are cheap as dirt.
News?
Well. I moved to India. Also, I quit smoking. We are 10.5 hours ahead of EST. I love my new house. More to come.
Miss you guys.
Absomphe
Sep 29 2004, 05:13 AM
We're poor little

who have lost our way...
We misses you too!
Kirk
Sep 29 2004, 05:28 AM
India is good for you so far.
We'll still take you back though.
Le Gimp
Sep 29 2004, 06:12 AM
Lambie!
Sheepie!
Happie!
Off. Jack Batemaster
Sep 29 2004, 06:23 AM
QUOTE(lambchop @ Sep 29 2004, 05:38 AM)
..where Jack and Sapphire are cheap as dirt...
I don't know what Sapphire charges, but I'd say my prices are reasonable.
Justin
Sep 29 2004, 07:22 AM
Lambchop,
They might be little fuckers, but there are like a billion of them.
I'm glad the cultural sensitivity training classes are going well.
TrainerAZ
Sep 29 2004, 07:22 PM
QUOTE(Le Gimp @ Sep 29 2004, 07:12 AM)
Lambie!
Sheepie!
Happie!
Le Gimp
Sep 29 2004, 07:27 PM
George III says Hello. He is sorry he can't visit.
DaRabbit
Sep 29 2004, 07:47 PM
Laaaaambieeeee!
Curried!
CelticGent
Sep 30 2004, 05:09 AM
congrats on the non-smoking!!!
you really need to read the book A Monk Swimming.
there's a section where he tells about how he was smugglign gold through india & ran into the same booze problem.
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