Help - Search - Members - Calendar
Full Version: They've gone too far!
The Misfit Absinthe Forum > The Sand Box > The Ladies Room.
DaRabbit
Men in India could face up to three years in jail if they are caught drinking without written permission from their wives.

The proposal is part of a women’s empowerment campaign in Bihar. The Bihar Women’s Commission says it would liberate women from the mental torture of their men returning home after drinking heavily and “creating scenes”.

The proposed new law is in a 78-page report produced by the BWC which has now been submitted to state chief minister Rabri Devi. It argues that wives and children are the worst victims of male alcoholism and there should be legislation to protect them. The chief minister’s office described the move as “a revolutionary step”.
Hiram
"Honey, I'd like to go down to the local for a pint with my mates if that's okay with you. Oh, and may I have my balls back please?"
greeneyes
Not until you can learn to take care of them.
Crosby
QUOTE(DaRabbit @ Sep 5 2004, 09:43 AM)
The Bihar Women’s Commission says it would liberate women from the mental torture of their men returning home after drinking heavily and “creating scenes”.


The women create the scenes.
Glassolalia
QUOTE(Hiram @ Sep 5 2004, 04:49 PM)
"Honey, I'd like to go down to the local for a pint with my mates if that's okay with you.  Oh, and may I have my balls back please?"

Hmmmm.....

That sounds like Grey.
Grey Boy
fuckyou.gif
Louchelooker
Just one more reason not to get married in India. Drunk.sml
Absinthe_1900
Just marry a drunken women, not only will you have something in common, she can buy the next round. wink.gif
Masque
It's nice to know we are not the only fucked up country. Well, we all know about EuroFuckyLand, but the rest of the world.
Hiram
QUOTE(greeneyes @ Sep 5 2004, 03:14 PM)
Not until you can learn to take care of them.

ohsnap.jpg
greeneyes
QUOTE(Absinthe_1900 @ Sep 6 2004, 04:07 PM)
Just marry a drunken women...

So, are you advocating polygyny or just seeing double again?
Masque
I don't see the problem with polygamy... if you are dumb enough to marry more than one, you deserve what you get. That goes for both men and women.
A.B. Normal
Why would anyone want to see multiple unsatisfied faces in bed?
David
ohsnap.jpg ohsnap.jpg ohsnap.jpg
Louchelooker
QUOTE
Why would anyone want to see multiple unsatisfied faces in bed?

I never see that. ladysman.gif
A.B. Normal
So you've never had more than one person in bed, huh?
CelticGent
QUOTE(A.B. Normal @ Sep 7 2004, 02:24 AM)
Why would anyone want to see multiple  unsatisfied faces in bed?

that's the definition of marriage.
sixela
Do you mean more than one person in addition to him, or more than one person in total?

[If there's only one person in bed, it's hard to see *any* unsatisfied face in bed. If you do, you're either having an out of body experience or a mirror.]
A.B. Normal
Ha!
Oscar
Why are all the men in India drinking so much?
user posted image
Off. Jack Batemaster
Red dots turn me on.
A.B. Normal
.....
Off. Jack Batemaster
Red squares are a turn off.
Absomphe
Not to Muscovites.
Louchelooker
CODE
So you've never had more than one person in bed, huh?

Does me, myself and I count? Those three are always satisfied.
jaded prol
Well give yourself a hand then.
mattm3
arcadeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.gif gawk.gif Dink.png
TrainerAZ
QUOTE(Louchelooker @ Sep 8 2004, 09:37 AM)
CODE
So you've never had more than one person in bed, huh?

Does me, myself and I count?  Those three are always satisfied.

I call that a menage a moi.
mattm3
laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif
TheGreenOne
QUOTE(DaRabbit @ Sep 5 2004, 12:43 PM)
Men in India could face up to three years in jail if they are caught drinking without written permission from their wives.


At least the Sheep Professor should be safe.
CelticGent
she prolly had a stamp made from her siggy just for this cause.
lambchop
I'll drink all them little fuckers under the table.

It is actually sort of difficult to drink here. There are no bars other than the ones in the fancy international hotels and, without a Tamil Nadu identification card, one is subject to a 70% tax. Yes. 70%. Luckily, we have Tamil Nadu identification cards. And we also have the commisary, where Jack and Sapphire are cheap as dirt.

News?

Well. I moved to India. Also, I quit smoking. We are 10.5 hours ahead of EST. I love my new house. More to come.

Miss you guys.
Absomphe
We're poor little sheep.gif sheep.gif who have lost our way...

We misses you too!
Kirk
India is good for you so far.
We'll still take you back though.
Le Gimp
Lambie!

Sheepie!

Happie!

post-6-1069831645.gif
Off. Jack Batemaster
QUOTE(lambchop @ Sep 29 2004, 05:38 AM)
..where Jack and Sapphire are cheap as dirt...

I don't know what Sapphire charges, but I'd say my prices are reasonable.
Justin
Lambchop,

They might be little fuckers, but there are like a billion of them.

I'm glad the cultural sensitivity training classes are going well.
TrainerAZ
QUOTE(Le Gimp @ Sep 29 2004, 07:12 AM)
Lambie!

Sheepie!

Happie!

post-6-1069831645.gif

post-6-1069831645.gif post-6-1069831645.gif wub.gif
Le Gimp
George III says Hello. He is sorry he can't visit.
DaRabbit
Laaaaambieeeee!

Curried!

wave.gif
CelticGent
congrats on the non-smoking!!!

you really need to read the book A Monk Swimming.

there's a section where he tells about how he was smugglign gold through india & ran into the same booze problem.
This is a "lo-fi" version of our main content. To view the full version with more information, formatting and images, please click here.
Invision Power Board © 2001-2008 Invision Power Services, Inc.