Since I obviously haven't been keeping up, who do I have to bribe to get one of those super cool cartoon done of me? You know like the one Jack and CG have? I don't want to give up the monkey, but perhaps a cartoon version with my goatee would be cool.

Someone please tell me ....

DG

Since Jack and CeeGee have them, I'd probably be less troubled about whom to bribe than I would be with what form the bribe might take.

No goatee, but it is a start.

OK, now you are goateed.

HA!

I like that he's wearing sandals and a hat, but no pants.

Just the way you like DG, right?

I'll get you one DeeGee. Be patient.

Oh, and I'm sorry I didn't stare into your limpid pools when we met, but what colour are your eyes?

Oh, and I'm sorry I didn't stare into your limpid pools when we met, but what colour are your eyes?

jacky's a copycat and you wanna be a copymonkey?

shazaam!

Mine is a custom job, as is DeeGee's:

yep, i know it's custom.

you took mine & altered it.

i used the website, because i'm unimaginitive and can't draw for shit.

I think I like Alferd better.

Woo-Hoo...

Yup, mine was real exciting!

How 'bout this?

only because you can't see your nipple rings in the cartoon

I didn't think you could see his Prince Albert, either. Then Abby posted it.

Since they didn't have a tiara option, I went for cat ears.
So this is will be me on Saturday, when I'm whoring myself out to perverted old golfers to help the feral felines.

It does look alot like you, actually.

Cheating:

I can definitely see the resemblance in that one.

Thanks for the cartoon Jack.

You got the eye color just right.

DG

Alter Ego Emo

Here's one for the Gimp:

buhahahahahaha

Sadd Sacks:

CeeGee as I see him:

actually i'm wearing contacts today.

I don't give a crap. My version of you is closer to the real thing. Do you actually expect us to believe that you have some sort of a tan?

actually, it's summer, so i'm not really the shade you picked.

that's the winter me.

i'm pinker now.

Um, no. You just have more freckles.

and my earrings aren't gold.

and when i do wear glasses, they're not round.

and my beard's basically the color i picked.

and my eyes aren't round.




but otherwise, top job.

I found one of your baby pictures:

King of Bad Shirts:

Skeeter:

HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You're next!

Crap......

Glassy:

Gasspectro:

Oh fuckin' mother of Zeus....

Ha!

Yeah, I saw that but it just didn't fit.

It looks like that should be some dock foreman...

"Hey Abby, git dat crate hoishted ova 'dere!"

Jack, I think Kirk is feeling left out...

Kirk, I want you to know that I worked on a bunch yesterday and I tried really hard to capture you but I just couldn't get it. I tried for a whole ten minutes, I swear.

Um..no.
Um...fuck no.

I'm Nebulous like that ,
thanks for trying.