goes in the you've got to be fucking kidding me category.

Finally! It's about time someone built an automobile that would appeal to the West Virginian Powerball winner.

I didn't notice any kudos going out to the great mileage...

Take THAT you conservative fuckers.

Unfortunately I'll be seeing neighbors with a couple of those things in my neighborhood. (One neighbor had to be one of the first to buy a Hummer,.... frigging yuppies)

"They had to drill me my own oil well to drive this sucker! This is great!"

You know, that's just perfect.

Everyday I deal with people who can't control their Dodge Neon...

Sadly, many people will be killed now.

Wow, a consumer-grade dump truck!

Loogie, didn't you want one of those?

That’s why it says Dodge on it.

I guess their aiming this at the "red" states figuring anyone stupid enough to vote for another 4 years of being Bushwhacked will buy enything. They're probably right.

"For all those people that never grew out of being that little kid who played with dump trucks."

So International is getting back into the consumer business.

My parents used to drive the family around in an International Travall, an early version of the SUV every suburban housewife now requires to drive eggs home from the market.

I was embarrassed to be seen climbing into it in front of my junior high. Little did I know that my parents were uber-cool ahead of the trends.

They know we're going to beat up everyone on the planet and take their oil
so what the hell.

But with one of these babies they will be like Yugos, little "bumps" in the road!

HA!!!

Let's hope that CeeGee's the first.

well, at least the truck will be big enough.

Nah, my garbage truck is biggerer than that. And it has some custom modifications on it too.

Yeah, HA!!! to you too.

yeah, Ha! to you two.

Emotions are for Ass trolls.

isn't that motor oil?

10W-30

you bastard, you edited your ass trol post.

you fucking asstroll!

Hmmm . . . how biggerer IS yours?

BIGGERER!

I'd never have believed that people would actually jump at the occasion of proving what is hinted at by the title of the thread...

I drive a Geo Metro. What does that say about my endowment?

it's surrounded by a shitty car.

If you can afford the truck,you can afford the fuel. Probably 6m/g.

can I borrow $95,000?

Sure you can.




































From someone else.

What many people don't realize, is that recently the government has created a tax loophole for vehicles with a gross weight of over 3 tons.

That means all those Cayennes, Hummers, H2's, and REALLY REALLY big trucks are 100% deductable for business owners. That's right.

Ain't it grand.

if there was a better time to use the term "grate" i can't think of it.


fuck.

Here's another interesting fact about those big SUV's.

They're actaully too heavy to travel on a lot of suburban roads and backstreets.

I'd love to see Johnny law pulling over Polly soccer mom for exceeding the posted weight limit on her street.

Imagine how the player haters feel.
You know , the ones who don't love America like we do .

oh, i thought you were referring to chicago cubs fans.

America is full of lovely tax loopholes.

You just have to own a business to get most of them.

Funny story, I was returning from PIR with my dad the other day. We were in his suburban, and he must have done something to piss off this big boy (Literally overweight) in a geo metro, because he came swerving around us in a way I never thought a car could move before, got in front of us and slammed on his brakes. Had we hit him, he probably wouldn't have had a chance to even contemplate a lawsuit.

You gotta be pretty stupid to think a car that only weighs 1200 pounds can take a hit from a 4 ton car on the freeway.

Not necessarily...

A lot of people in Manhattan live in $2500 apartments.

They just can't afford any furniture to put in 'em.

Yup - and I'm seriously thinking about it!!!

I would get to write off all my trade maggy subscriptions (currently 6) and some fun ones (Vogue & InStyle), as well as my annual ISGB membership dues, and I believe my accountant's fees. Technically, I might even be able to write off a trip to New York for Fashion Week (yeah, I know - I just missed spring '05).

... as long as your business is generating enough income to write off the expenses.

Also don't forget you can write off a percentage of your rent if you use your home to do "office" stuff.

I was talking about the truck.

Hehe.....

We pay half that in the Boston area - and we STILL don't have any furniture!

And I pay less than 1/4 of that.
I have furniture.
But it's crap and most of it was free.

But your Absinthe Room is gorgeous!!!

*sigh*

I own a business,
I'm not big enough to afford any decent loopholes though.

was all inherited.

I have a feeling that I would not be that big either.

(unless I really do send that necklace to Madonna......)