That's right, a Japanese company that can't figure out how to do a website in English HAS created a device to turn a floral arrangement into a speaker. The vibrations travel through the plant stems and exit through the leaves and petals.

http://www.technologyreview.com/articles/04/09/ap_091304.asp

That's exactly why I don't keep plants at my house.

I'm always coming home to find that my ficus threw a rave. (At least that's what the dog tells me.) I say, if they have time to party... then they have time to get a job! Damn freeloadin' shrubbery!!!

I hate to tell you this, but the dog's lying.

Shrubs don't pitch tents on the carpet.

My Dad used to swear that my Mom was training her spider plant to strangle him, so he tried to abolish all plant life from our house.

Did it work?

the training, strangling, or abolishing?

None of it worked....

Did the Mayan "end-of-the-world prediction" for 2012 include plants?

Nope - not that I remember, anyway!

Woody Allen kills a man with a giant rudebega in the future though.

"It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens".
(Death) Woody Allen

But I bet the Shrub does.



Can't we just give him to the Knights who say Ni?

No, that's too much work.

They're no longer the knights who say "Ni!", and I doubt he can pronouce their new name.

sometimes i make me giggle.

No, it doesn't.

Yes, it does.

No, it doesn't.

Yes, it does.

Doesn't.

Does.

Doesn't.

Does.

This isn't an argument.

Yes it is.

No it isn't.

Yes it is.

No, you're just contradicting everything I say, that doesn't make it an argument.

Yes, it does...........

I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to shoot both of you.

I'll be your back up sniper and pick off the ones you may miss.

2 part question: Is it sad that I know that? and if so, what can I do to avoid it in the future?

Part 1: Yes. But I'm sure you're not the only one. At least you were man enough to admit it.

Part 2: Drink. More.