I hope it contains tobacco!

It's yours if you want it ,
I will be giving it to Peter before long ,
and then it's out of my hands.

As long as they don't start talking to you .

Boobies !
That makes a better grille than a disected rat!

kirk is single-handedly making me an absinthe-accessory hypocrite.

i mean, i'm not going to scour ebay for a spoonholder or anything, but fuck.

this shit's amazing.

If a tree falls in the woods and nobody hears it ....
you guys are what's beautiful
you make it beautiful
when you interact with it .
It is nothing

there is a void

until you make it beautiful.
I am a veg.
I am old tired crap
just a mechanic.

well, the biggest difference between "absinthe antiques" and your tricks

is imagination. and art instead of artifice.

i've never been excited by absinthe "collectibles".

cept for yours.

and i'm not one to lick ass.


unless she's hot.

Form & Function. Working vision. They are one of a kind.

....of creativity!!!!

Grate.
It appears we have a whole new category of members...

Kirk-O-philes

how are our comments different than the many, many threads that praise certain HG's?

kirk's work isn't illegal, so we can talk about the actual artist.

so fuck off, dinky.

You're just a Kirk-O-phile in denial.
You lust for the creations.
You lust for the man.
Your lust and that loving feelin.

Blinded by lust are you.

just shut up, you.

Kirk will have to create the Grille Holder.

No need.

Nice shot ,
you must have a great close up lens.
Thanks for trading with me Artemis.

Sorry for the late post here, but I just saw this thread.

I was lucky enough to get one of Kirk's grilles at LF04. It is absolutely beautiful and works wonderfully as well. It is worth every bit of the asking price, and if you aren't lucky enough to have one yet I suggest you immediately pull out the plastic and place an order. You absolutely will not be disappointed.

Thanks , M.G.
the check is in the mail.
A bottle of Jade- the only REAL Burnt™ absinthe
will still get anyone one of my
new grilles ,
I have the Elephant ,
the Pan Grille
and the Green Man in foliage .
Once I give them to Peter
I won't trade any to anyone .

Yay!!!

I'm gettin' ready to send mine out to you, Kirk...

Does that mean I can hang on to my open half bottle, and just send you the full the one, unopened one?

Sure man,
I have your grille all packed up ,
I'll overnight it to you
Tuesday.

I'm definitely another happy Kirk-O-Phile!

Did you get a good shot of the elephant yet? I might be persuaded, if it's cool.

That or the newer green man grille.

Cool enough for you?

Nice!

Thanks, Artemis.

That elephant design ROCKS!!!!!

Kirk, I think you need to execute a Miss Liberty grille, in which the water trickles out of her nipples.

Waddya think?

Looking at that picture of the elephant in use, I have to admit it kinda looks like the elephant has some serious allergy issues.

Jezus Kirk, that's beautiful.

I'm really, really impressed.

You do realize that you may have blundered into one of those fortunate situations in which you are paid to create artwork expressing your passions.
ie. Doing what you love, and getting paid.

Good job man.

Indeed.

I'm green with envy.
Or maybe I just need a shower.

Kirk, the elephant is stunning.
I can't afford a bottle of Jade- the only REAL Burnt™ absinthe, but I'm willing to part with a not-so-gently-used kidney.

Thank you for the great images Artemis ,
That is nice work,
very nice.

HOLY XIT!
That elephant is fantastic!
Nice work Kirk!

Grate.
It appears we have a whole new category of members...

Kirk-O-philes

Hopefully, one day, Kirk's spoons and grilles will be on display in an absinthe museum.

The only thing he has going against him, is that he's not French.

Not that this is a bad thing.

Fookin' frogs.

What about a Smuttty grille with water dripping out of......... oh you get the idea. I'll take two!!!

Just Kidding Kirk, awesome artwork. I will be ordering one very soon.

(man am I hung over, I can't even spell)

Damn Kirk. I gotta say, that elephant rocks. That is awesome man. I will be placing my order as soon as I can dredge up some more cash.

*sniff*

I miss you guys.



Kirk is still a fucking stalker though......

Man, that elephant is fantastic, and I'm speaking from the land of the elephant here. Amazing what one can learn through their binoculars, whether it be on safari or from their very own home.

I’ll take a picture of my grille as soon as the professor returns with our camera this weekend. It holds a place of distinction in our home.

Kirk, you are rocking.

Gleefully a Kirk-o-Phile,
lambchop

Dude, that's inspired. Gorgeous.

More of Artemis' photography

I hope this ain't too big
I'll remove it in the morning

PM me the link.
I'll shrink/edit it.

I would've saved it and made it smaller, but I'm sans photo-editing program on this computer. Sorry.

If I had a nickel for every time I heard that...

. . . you'd be able to afford that gumball you've always wanted?

I am a woman of simple needs, but not quite that simple.

Penny candy,
yer nickle will go farther there.

You'd be really poor?

I'd have to file for chapter 13....

I'd like to offer my pube lick
thanks to Kirk da Smirk for
my grille I got way back in da
way back. Set the fuck on the
road to jockeyhood because
I saw love where others saw
anger. I saw caring where
others saw a nut.
I was bribed, actually.

Then the fuck showed up @
my house and he was nothing
short of a wonderful person.
Big heart, big bald spot, small
pecker (guessing from shoe
size).
Help the man get paid-His
shit's the shit. No shit.

Fuckhead brought a lot of
crappy water too.
Deerpark is sodie-yummy.
But at least he cared to bring
water.
Even though Atown wahwah is
fine. Unless you are Bater.
Who's a snob.
But, Jack slept in my foyer.
And he's cool otherwise. I was
admiring his artwork on
display in my cookchen.
And sometimes he'll even talk
to you w/out editing, which is
a rare treat.

Oh, that Bater...



Fuck him.