Tah Dah!
Want a grille?

As far as pimping goes, that is pretty mild. We don't have to take blood oaths and pay in gold.

Nice job, Kirk!

That kicks ass!

Now that's a Greenman!

Somebody be sure to show Artemis.

Thats nice, but I wouldn't pay 150 plus shipping for it.

You probably wouldn't pay $2k for a small bottle of Pernod Fils either...

This is a limited edition, hand made, modern design, piece of absinthia. It's silver and it's sweet.

I've got the grille and it's fantastic.
I prefer using it rather than any of my spoons. The sugar fits right in the divot, and as it disolves, it slowly sinks through the hole.

The only negative point is that you can't really stir too well with it.

Thanks Kirk for bringing something NEW to an old world.

Oops.

I just realized that the grille is only available to "special" customers.
If you can't see it from the link I provided just register at Jade- the only REAL Burnt™ absinthe Central and you'll get the secret handshake.

Congratulations, Kirk!

And like Dinky, I've pretty much given up my spoons in favor of my grille as well.

You da man!

I have no use for spoons.

I like it...good job, Kirk.

How do you eat soup?

Way to pimp! I hope the grilles do well there.

It looks wonderful, and congrad's, but I am holding out for one made of lead. I hear that increases the tujone content and makes the secondfairies out of this world!

DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT

I wanted to post the LEAD ad here, but it looks like www.sistertaffy.com is no more.

But I found this instead: http://www.stewartswerdlow.com

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What the fuck is soup?

Crack open yer skull. Soup's what is inside.

Good point.

WTF is soup anyway?

Is there a sanctioning body that qualifies things as soup or not soup? Is soup just a watered down stew?

Inquiring minds want to know.

Kudos Kirk!
Kirk has been one of my very best friends for better than 25 years. Them Greenman/Artemis Grilles are fooking genius!!

That is awesome Kirk. I'm so thankful and glad that I won a grill..."the" Artemis grill at LF04. I use it all the time and love it. Thanks Kirk.

They are stupid fucking losers.

But they have a good racket going on.

Here, let me offer one of equal validity.

Send me your:
full name
home address
social security number
bank account numbers
mother's maiden name

I'll help myself to $29.95 and provide you with a full astrological financial prediction.

Here is a sample:

You have repo men and bill collectors in your future. Aliens have used their interdemensional powers to clean the harmful magnetic resonences from you ATM card, rendering them useless. Your wallet's chakra has been cleansed as well.

Sweet looking work of Art there Kirk. Keep it up, you'r gona go far.

kirk, the fucking GRILL PIMP!

I fuckin' love you guys,
thanks for letting me know they were up.

would this "love" entitle me to a quick humjob down a dark alley, or am i coming off as too needy?

I'll have to check my dance card
and get back to you.

is it a "dirty dancing" card?

That all depends,
don't forget who you're talking to here.
I have standards.
How much absinthe you got?

from a pimp to a whore in record time!

All part of my Kendo phase.

I guess I shouldn't offer that Green Man for trade anymore ,
I can't compete with Peter.
Those of you who had one coming already,
they are on the way.

A congratjubileetory pat on the back to Kirk!

Regardless of whether or not you changed your post, you're still his bitch!

...

I didn't feel right calling him a pimp ,
Maybe big baller?

Since this IS what Kirk does for a living, I don't think he can be slandered for providing art for others to buy.

He may be pimpin', but he ain't no hoe!

Does this mean I can't trade sex for absinthe now?

Peter IS a pimp. Nothing wrong with that.

yeah, hey dinky...don't be trying to say we're slandering him or saying negative.


pimps and hos just happen to be some of my favorite people!

And I Am a whore so....

He wasn't talking about you.

I was taliking to you.

Big Boy.

oh wait, i thought you were talking to jack, but then you confused me with the "big boy" comment.

Maybe you can invite all of them to your next Pimp 'n Ho Ball Jack.

Next June. Everyone's invited.

Woo-hoo!!!!!

I'll be there to borrow your skirts.....