Everytime I see this pic I laugh.

Not because it's good
Not because it's me drunk
Not because it looks soooo funny,
but because I can't for the life of me, remember any of it.

Damn, I've still got to sample those AdN tasters.

What would that be called? "Van Gogh Car Bomb"?

So what is behind that little black box???

A label.

Dinky,
I didn't think you were at blackout stage that night.
You seemed fairly in control to me.
Not that I was a picture of sobriety mind you.

The picture has a zero gravity feel to it.

jeebus.

how stereotypical can you be, dinky?

i bet all the metrosexuals raise their pinkies like that.

Blackout stage has little to do with lack of control (or so I gather from the information I'm given). I think it has to do with amount of liquor.

I never used to black out.

Recently it's become more and more common.

Something to do with the ability to drink tremendous amounts of alcohol without passing out, throwing up, or slowing down. I don't even know how many drinks I had that night... 11, 12, 13? On an empty stomach? This is not hubris, this is shame.

Sounds like Jack, at WS 4.

It's not hubris, it's humerous!!! (Sorry Dinks)

ummmm

you should be in the market for a new wagon.

self destruction is only amusing when you're in college.

Oh stop whining,
every athlete must feel the burn.
These things take dedication , buck up or find another
profession.

Thanks Kirk.
Just what I need

You need an Eye-opener!!!

I need one of your eye openers.

How many days now, Dinky?

Nope, Jack passed out.

Remember - always eat plenty of food before a drinking binge!

We offered food,
he wouldn't take any.

why waste stomach space on food when there's free booze?

Good point.

Because if you pass out, that limits your consumption of free booze even more. You have to plan ahead, people!

good point.

next time eat spongecake.

Ha!

Wow... A label??? Who would have thought of label being on that spot of the bottle... What'll they think of next???

Cuz your stomach has room for both...

Don't try to change the subject
I might pass out soon
but I'd like to kick your ass first.

C'mere so I can hitya.

Too bad you're so far away, I could use a good beatin'.

don't do it kirk.

he pays glassy good money for that.

plus..do you really want to see the ugly fucker get a hardon?

*shudders*

Show me your prunes, and I'll show you my....

Um, not really.

And laughter echoes through the lonely hollow I call home .

What the hell, never too early for an ADN Pontarlier #4.

Here's to ya, Kirk!

you fucking drunks. i'm so jealous.

Hey, I never said it was GOOD money...

when you're talking to a scotsman, ANY money is good money.

Hey, I'm a half jew...

I hear you.

but you still can' t SEE me, hymie.

Sure, you're right over there, Angus.

Oops, sorry, that was Mount Baker...

that's a stupid mistake.

i'm much dirtier.

True.

And Mt. Baker has a snowy white pate, whereas you...

..hate goose liver.

I love goose liver.

But I wouldn't eat the snowy white kind.

i would LOVE to eat snowy white.

but that slut's cherry has seven dents.

Once the loafs been cut
who will miss a slice?

I figured you'd be jealous of them damned midgets...

But it really was a hell of video.

Yeah, but 6 are small. I hear Doc’s hung like a horse.

much better than the one where mickey mouse was fucking goofy.