Woodford Reserve Distillers Select Bourbon:

http://www.woodfordreserve.com/awards.asp


Smooth, full-bodied, sweet, and creamy. Good caramel, vanilla, spice, and butter notes, with a nice rounded finish that lingers for what seems like hours. Good neat, or on the rocks (the 90.4 proof stands up to a little water, if that's your bag).


Also, a nice price point (not too damn expensive), I highly recommend trying a bottle, or if you are less inclined to drop the dough, a shot at your local bar.

Enjoy America's ONLY real contribution to spirits... bourbon.

I killed a bottle about a month ago,
damn good stuff.

It's from the Land of Bogs?

Whisky is for Bog Jumpers.

God Damn It!
What the hell just happened here?

You're drunk! That's what happened.

Fucking ass holes what's going on?
Don't give me no shit
I'm pissed.

Now, go and make me a cock shaped spoon...

I don't care.
yes I do
don't fuck with me.

I don't need inspiration
I want booze
don't fuck with reality
bitch.

Are you drinking Bog Juice?

protecting me for me,
Bitch.

Oh wait ,
it was you wasn't it?
The bogjumper comment ....
you removed it because it was out of context
or why?

I just went from ET to Green Lady
I'm on fourth bottle of water
and everyone is running.

Where's my cock shaped spoon???

That's Hartsmars
sorry

It's where it's BEEN, that I'd be worried about.

damn, i love it when kirk's shitfaced.

Experience is good
dusty

Springfield.

rick

growing old is a bitch

Sorry, James or shaw was the correct answer.

Either way ,

ever think of using drugs?

Every day.

Me, too...

Besides, they make Kirk easier to understand when he's drunk.

But will they make it easier for me to
stand?

Viagra for the legs?

Yourself?

Hopefully.

What's that called, Allegra?

I like Kirk in this mood,
I wish I could join him.

You need to start smugglin' in hooch to work.

I believe you are right.

i smuggled some plums.

would you like to see?

You sure you didn't mean prunes?

And thanks for the offer,
but no.

...and I'm the bitch who's growin' old.

I'll take a peek, Celty, I'm a visual learner.

i've heard that you couldn't see the pacific ocean if it was parked in your garage, you blind fuck!

so yet again, you are trying to get me to put my ballbag in your face.

you sicko.

&

Maybe I'll have better luck when I'm dead.

nah.

if you're anything like your dead mother the head isn't that great.

OK . Come on down
I have a treadmill that will fit you.
You should all quit your jobs
and move to my compound ,
I will feed you and keep you drugged ,
er drunk, cool?

do you have cable and/or access to midget handjob porn?

There's not a redheaded bitch alive
I wouldn't eat
'cept my sister.

only cause her pussy tastes like must.

i bet you'd fuck her though.

Are you referring to your cocktail frank, or some other midget with legs.

What kind of operation do you think this is ?
WQe have real live Midjets!
Jeeze!

Yikes - I think I'm adding blonde highlights tonight!!!!

don't stain the lips.

Me neither, Kirk...

And I don't make exceptions.