Other than me?

Fuckin chicks?



You sick fuck.

Cluck off.

I hate 'em.

Too much distraction with their coy smiles and eager lips.

Koi styles and eager
hips.

I know, I know...

Thank you for the nasal douche.

Fuckin' louchebag.

Ah like my chick, even when she's not fuckin'.

i'm married.

i've forgotten what it's like to fuck anything but my hand.

You're a chick?

I like chick livers.

I like Liver's Chic.

Sauteed with onions, in a decent (not cooking)sherry.

Yum.

How about a good chianti????

?
Sixer, have you been hitting the Jade- the only REAL Burnt™ absinthe a bit early today? That's funny, disgusting, and atypical of you.

HA!!!

Six usually pummels me for saying "chick."

I like chicken pants. Do they count?

Only when they're laying crumpled on the floor.

Only with fava beans.

Why is this in the Ladies', I wonder.

Hoping one of us RLW's might say yes.

Oh. I get it.

I love wimmins.
Chicks are the fuckin' best.
Louchie's such a feminist.

A.B. your legs are looking pink. You been hittin't the juice again?

Not yet.
But it's still early.
I was planning on headin' to the candy store to pick up some more whiskey.

No absinthe in the house? I guess you'll have to wait for further experimentation. Hopefully no repeat of the unpleasant symptoms. As someone who is allergic to an increasing array of things (which already is almost everything) I can relate. Still, if I was allergic to absinthe -- well a person has to live . . .

Oleroso or Amantillado?

For the love of God, Montressor!

On a 'cuz that's where I likes
to put it.

And if he put it in cinema cafe, we'd be talking porn, not real women.

Not that there is anything wrong with porn, mind you, nothing wrong at all...

I prefer the Real Lives.
Or phone sex.
With a Real Live I'm not
paying.

And any commissions you make on the shoes are just a bonus.

I passed a field hockey team
practicing yesterday.
Almost hit a parked car w/the
Mayormobile.

Would anyone really have noticed?

Fuck yes, ditz.
It would have scraped off
some of the cool artwork.

I'd be sad without the turkey hands.
Fookin' brilliant.

That's my rent partner's idea.
And the Ozzy stencils.

I had to get a divorce to make it happen though.

They're expensive and too much trouble if you ask me. I think What's his fuck may be on to something...

Or into something, as the case may be.

It depends on whether he's a Topper or a Bottom.

I know I am, but I pay my own way!

Where's your watch?

GRRRRRRRRRRRRR..............

(alright - everything BUT that...)

What watch?

<--- laughing 'cuz I know you'll never get the watch!

Me too!!!