What a bunch of fuckheads.
No one else saw this???
Losers.
Uncool fucklips.
Xitsticks.

"This is like the worst bb ever."

No wonder I left this cultural
desert.

Are you kidding me ?
I was first in line on opening night.
Pure genius,
he reminds me of Head.

I seen it! Thought it was hillarious.
Favorite part was the dance routine at the end.

hey louchie, i thought threads where we discussed stuff we listened to and movies we watched were "masturbatory" and "showing how cool we thought we were".

Ahhh masturbatory. That's why it feels so good to post in here.
Uh Uh OOH!!! shit Please excuse me, I have to clean my keyboard.

use a straw

One of the more memorable offerings this year, exactly the type of film that keeps indie filmmakers on the map.

Is it as good as "Gummo"?

I'm always a year behind in movies.
I pay enough money to have 30 movie channels that I don't see the point in going to the theater. I think I've only seen 3 or 4 films since 2001 ouside of my living room.

Napoleon Dynamite unravels like Gummo. But I think it's incapable of producing the revulsion that Gummo did. My 2 cents.

I was cajoled into seeing it. I'm glad I stayed through the credits, though. That last scene was the funniest to me.

Saw it...laughed out loud a few times. Reminded me of HIGH school.

...not Gummo, but has potential.

MasterBaterTory?
You'd be the master, CG.
That was just that fuckin'
What Am I Listenin' Too
Now thread that ran on way,
way too long.

"Why do you love me?
Why do you need me?
Always and forever

We met in a chat room
Where love can fully bloom
Sure the World Wide Web is great
But you, you make me "salvavate"

Yes I love technology
But not as much as you, you see
But I still love technology
Always and forever

Our love is like a flock of doves
Flying up to heav'n above
Always and forever
Always and forever

Yes, your love is truly great
Always and forever

Why do you need me?
Why do you love me? "

Shouldn't that read "techmology"?

That's only, like, the best song in the world.

I thought it was rather dull, myself.

As opposed to Gummo?

I never saw Gummo. Never even heard of it.

Put it on your list.

and get some chinese takeout for dinner.

And work on your dance moves.

Gummo is the docu-drama
of CG's childhood.

back when i had hair.

and could dance.

A while.

And never.

hey, we tangoed just fine in your kitchen, no?

You tangoed, I flew against
the stove, everyone else ran.

So, yes.

course, i'm an excellent dancer.

slow on the drive on sundays.

Dance sexy for me baby!

You know, there's like a butt-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bowstaff.

Must . . .

BUTT-LOAD!

resist . . .

GANGS!

obvious . . .

BLOWSTAFF!

jokes . . .

AAAAAAAGGGHHHH!!!

I think you two tangoing would be the Argentine tango equivalent of the absinthe fire ritual.

you weren't there.

it was beautiful and artistic.

just ask around.

Well, clueless people say that about the Czeckerland fire ritual as well.

Lend me Abby¹ for a week or so and we'll show you what tango's like.

Uum -- too late, she's drinking again (big if you want to tango).

--
¹Sorry to greeneyes, Glassy, chops, ~Y~ et al, but I'm afraid I couldn't have inserted the pun if I'd selected you, given your lack of temporary abstinence.

Abby's still on #95.

I think the abstinence is moving beyond temporary.

who's this Sher you speak of?

and what are you, an art critic?

performance art is often misunderstood.

Just out of curiosity, who decides to whom I am lent?

You had better hope that it's not me.

in my world NO! UNTIE ME RIGHT NOW, GIVE ME MY CLOTHES AND PUT DOWN THAT WHIP! means yes.

You do.

Just for the record: Argentine tango is better than absinthe and your doctor won't disapprove. It's also a lot cheaper, and abstinence comes easily after you've been punished for attempting to combine the two.

I dunno.
I've never been very good at letting someone else lead.
I'm much less of a control freak when I've had a few.

That's probably because they were poor (or easily impressionable) leaders. Failure to follow is frequently due to a lack of trust (usually quite justified).

As a follower, you have to be just as alert. Argentine tango has 2 fourths rhythm and absolutely no set steps or sequences that are absolutely cast in stones -- absolutely everything should be lead. Nothing may be assumed. So: drinking is BAD while you want to dance Argentine tango.

BTW, eventually, the most stubborn followers become the best ones. A leader can't communicate effectively if he doesn't meet resistance, and control freak followers have a very healthy tendency to avoid making up for the shortcomings of their leaders -- which is GOOD.

After some time, they also develop a different kind of control - influence. Which is good, because a dance has to be a conversation and not a monologue.

sixer, please refrain from uttering the phrase "drinking is BAD" on this board.

the locals get restless.

and a few of them are the violent type.

Me bad.

I qualified the statement.

lighten up, francis.

I can't. My online personality only has a Dark Side.

mine has only a dumb side.

the darkness is a side effect.

Gosh!

Golly!