Hi guys and gals.

I seem to have a relatively fast connection, and some of you are actually here!

This is lambchop, by the by. Still not willing to log out as him and log in as myself. We all waste too much time as it is, no?

I had two root canals today. How ‘bout you? Ah, the continuing saga of lambchop’s teeth….Some things never change…..

A root canal in India? That doesn't sound good.

Ouch! Sorry.

A little bourbon on the gums would do you a world of good.

I am me now!

(Or am I?)

Dude. The doctors here are as good as/better than the doctors in the US. They are all US trained and working here at rupee prices. I just got two complete root canals (that fixed the last ones that were done WRONG in New York), for under $200. I'm not complaining.

How you? Mr. Batemaster?

Damn, with all the editing I'm having to do, I could be Six.
Bourbon already applied, ma'am.

And how you?

What the fuck time is it there?

It's noon here in the desert.

$200???!!!

Xit, I'm moving to India.
I need 3 root canals.

LAMMIE!!!!!!!!!!



No root canals here, but I'm having a bad hair day!

(I miss you!!!)

or more importantly, it seems, a teethbrush.

Silly me.
I thought since I wasn't English, I didn't need one.

Tooth brush, darlin'.

Tooth brush.

i gots more than one toof, so i brushes em all.

I've been drinking alot of beer, lately.

Why do you look like Da Rabbit?

What happened to my Bear?

And beer is good, Mr. Batemaster. Beer is very good. Here, one must be sure to request beer in the brown bottles, as the green ones age faster and allow too much sunlight in. Let's the algae grow....

(When I first typed that, it said "sinlight". Ha!)

The tooth brush must have been invented in New Jersey. Anywhere else and it would have been called the teeth brush.

Edit: Nice sig, Who's responsible for that one. lol

Whatever, cummy junior.

And now it's back.


Make up your mind.

Who the hell is this dude?

I'm not responsible for the "loving my mouth" signature. I thought it was your doing. I should've known better - it was quite creative.

Some dumbass no one likes, but won't leave.

Admit it, you love me.

Um, no.

Ha!

Some things never change, as I so poignantly pointed out elsewhere in this silly maze.

Anybody got a ball of string?

I've got two Balz™ but no string.

That sig was funny only for a few minutes the first time. The other one was gold. I don't remember if it was me on not.

No, I'm sure now it wasn't you.

Damn, I'm glad I'm not a moderator anymore.

Y'all play too 'ruff.

'Rowrrrr.....

the bear is hibernating.

you're in india..you prolly didn't know it was getting colder.

Namaste! You are missed here.

Be well

....

I wish I was in India for Divali (Deepavali). I think it is on Nov. 12 this year, althought it is a five day observance.

You've no idea, the celebrations that they stage here.
I gotta get your recipes.

...it makes me forget that "a lot" constitute two words.

What about the booze?

How much is it for a liter of Wild Turkey over there?

Squeal like a pig, One Tooth.

Trying to get on Jack's good side is futile.

You should know.

Nobody's lesser, retarded cousin...

I hope the doctor gave you plenty of Vicodin, or some hallucinogenic equivalent, to help you recover, Lammie!

Yeah, since I found that out, all I do is abuse him, it's far more effective.

Or maybe it's not, but I sure enjoy it.

Hell, for all the dental work I need, it might be cheaper to fly to India to get it done.

Good side?

and

Those crazy Indians.
Always running specials.

"today only, 3 root canals, just $200.
We also give you a foot long and 64oz big gulp"
.

foot long? >perk<

...yeah
A foot long and a big gulp....

64 oz, no less.

That's one BIG GULP!

SLUT

Getting on Jack's good side does not interest me. I just happen to be in a very anti-antagonistic mood. Give it a week and I'll be back to the mood he loves so much.


Edited for bad grammar

(pssst.... Jack Doesn't have a good side. He's an even bigger ass than me).

OK, Attic Boy.