Happy Birthday! ya big, dumb freak.

Happy Bidet, Dinkmaster!




howdy prof!

Damn, Doc's so far ahead.
It hasn't even hit my radar yet.

Damn, Dinky! Happy Birthday!



Here's to the older younger brother I never had!

Happy BD Day, Dink! Or something.

woo woo! happy day, dinky

Damn you're old!

Hope you make it to the next one.

He's the shaved-legged, non-psychotic older brother I never had . . .

One year closer to the inevitable liver transplant. Happy VD, no, BDay!

Happy Barfday!

You guys are the bastard children I never intended to give life to.

Thanks.
*sniff*

My condolences.

Here have a drink, try to forget.

Have yourself a merry little birthday, ya old bastard!

So, dad, where is my allowance?

Happy Barfday, Senor Blackout...

I hope you find an unopened bottle of Fin De Siecle absinthe under your pillow!

Nevermind.

Happy B-Day!!! Try to remember it.

Happy F'n Birthday Ya Studd!!!

What a coincidence
I was wondering if you might be the same .

Happy birthday
wheel.

Cheers, SDD!

Sharpie birthday!

Even so, I ain't callin you DADDY.

Now buy yerself a plane ticket and come to Pussybro Corruption Weekend. We can make it Dinky Berfday Weekend instead, with Pussybro Corruption as the festive activity. Right, Abby and Emi?

I wish.
Unfortunately I have no time for drinking games. RL is taking over for the next 6 months. You'll have to party without me... although if I went I'd probably black out. So in theory if I sit at home and get really drunk, you could tell me I attended and I wouldn't know the difference.

Fuck.

A belated Stooge to Stooge
"Fuck you" for another
dozen calendar flips.

Happy belated Birthday, SDD. Hope it was everything you never remembered.

from the

Moonman?

BTW- RL can wait. Although it's the day after my getinolderday, I'm officially in a celebratory mode.

Look out world, your booze supply is about to drop.

I'm not much of a puker.

Me, neither.

I never really understood the whole bulemia thing.

Bulimia is for people who lack the willpower for anorexia.

That shit ain't funny.
Really.

I used to be anorexic.

So yes, it is.

The fat guy asks...

As opposed to now?

I eat now.

Just not as much as you.

Who does?

Sally Struthers?

Now, THAT was FUNNY!

You are a cruel bastard, but

O.K., that was really uncalled for...

Happy once-a-year day Dinky.

No, just the (non-resident) alien.

go thank your mom for squirting you out of her vagina.


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But why?!

Childish comments are the only thing that get me through to morning.

Respect.

Hell, they get me through an entire day!

i don't make decisions based on your endurance or happiness.

Ooh that makes me wet.

There's gonna be a slug trail on my chair by the end of the day.

Hope you had a great birthday, so great you don't remember a thing.