"Yeah, rainbows are pretty kick-ass."

Candy Raver?

unicorns too.

Shut the fuck up, bitch, before I stick some light brights up your gaping wide ass.

You'll have to remove them from your ass first. Do rainbows shoot out of your ass when you bend over?

Not funny. Nobody laughs with you, just at you.

Do I need to bring back the Tone Control Knob? (Just for the knob.)

no, out of YOUR ass.

no, out of YOUR ass.

no, out of YOUR ass.



do you remember the "I know you are, but what am I" discussion?


it's NOT funny. it's really fucking stupid.

and don't post "No, YOU'RE stupid"

you unimaginitive, boring, unbearable little cumstain.

So, this is why you hate this
fuckstick. I see.

Yup. No TONE!

Why the fuck's it stick around
for?
Hasn't it had a gang ass bang
yet?

This guy's dumber than the rest. He still thinks he's being "initiated." Dumass.

if you can't give a proper insult, you should just shut the fuck up and put another tampon in.

cunt.


this world is SO very lucky that i don't own firearms.
i mean at first, you might be happy, because i'd kill douchebags like this, but eventually i'd be so fucking angry i'd just want to kill every human i saw.

I'm already there...you haven't moved recently, have you?

no, i'm still sitting here.

moving makes me sweat.

I thought it made you wet.

isn't sweat wet?

dumbass.

Wet and stinky...


Oh wait, that fits, yeah. My bad.

stop talking all sexy like...

i'm getting ...

A pin prick?

That'd be an enlargement.

Thank god no one else is getting a pinprick from him.

Who'd notice?
Even Ms. Bater ain't that small.

yes, but i can lick my eyebrows and breathe through my ears.

she liked that.

She'd like it even more if
you dressed up like a
fireman.

So he could put out his fire crotch?

my hose isn't even big enough to do that

Are your hydrants empty like the Mayor?

no.

much to the horror of you and the rest of england, from the Land of Bogs men, although weenised and drunk, can make babies aplenty.

luckily our wives are as disgusted as you are and refuse to fuck us.

Wives: another reason for
ferrets and duct tape.

It's my fault.
I told him about how this group is hard on new people,
but eventually they show their mettle
and we are slightly more jovial toward them,
although still rude.

I failed to mention that some,
when they show their mettle,
just continue to suck — that sucking is quintessestially them — until eventually,
not only they, but also the sucking itself, become irksome.

You tease...

I guess he'll have to figure it out for himself.
I'm not going to tell him.

I'll dance wit' da shit.
Just have to run into the
fuck in real time.

Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee.