... is that all the detail we're gonna get?

Jeez, gimme a minute.

You say that to all the boyz

Get him in here ya' blatherskate!

I love you like a brother, T.
Well not like my brother.
He has issues and he's 17.
But like a hypothetical brother.
With issues,
only older.

But...
If you don't bring me the Pussybro,
now,
I will be forced to let you know
what it is like
to have your narrow ass beat to shreds by a chick.

She sounds serious...

We had din-din at the Pack 'em Inn Steakhouse. It was yummy!

PB looks scared.
I don't blame him.

Pussybro has a comment or two to add:

Pussybro sez: these people are so wierd i'm friegtened for my life!!!

Hi!

I'm not drunk.
I just wanted to say that.

Aww. He shouldn't oughta be ascairt.

Any friend of Pussy is a friend of mine.

So who's who in that pic, please, and what's the hap's?

Shouldn't you be skywriting, "SURRENDER PUSSYBRO"?

, Girlfriend! Way to corrupt!

Dat's Pussybro, Emi, Wogger, and me.

ALL YOUR BRO ARE BELONG TO PEEPS.

The irony of the "Pack 'em Inn" name was not lost on us:

HA

Here be the stash:

Goddamit.
I can't believe I have no signal here.
It's like I'm in the middle of nowhere...

I'm just going to sit here relishing the taste of a fine 18 year old...











Single Malt.
I forgot to bring absinthe with me.

Emi got down low and we mushed them all together so it'd look like more.

We gots some VdF, some Black Tunnel, two ages of Lyonais, Pinche Puta, Some Old Guy, two ADNs, moonie, UE LB and UE 68 in Some Old Guy, Jade- the only REAL Burnt™ absinthe VS, Dragonera #1 (a real pisser), CHUD, and GIDC #Snickers.

I don't have the digits.

You should have invited the Olsen twins.






Oh, wait. You said fine.

Now you do, Peepers.

I did.
They said to call when I'm ready...

Yeah, but you said there are no showers where you are, so you won't be ready til you get home.

Showers?
Plenty of bathing facilities here.

Just no cell phone service.

Then I guess yer ready. Come on over.

Abby sez: "Anything goes better with sugar. Or bacon."

Baconsinthe™?

I SEEE YOOOOU, PUSSYHEAD!

Either call speakerphony or get yo ass in the chat room, dammit!

I rememberered I had saved Abby's numerals for a rainy day.

Pussybro refused to reveal Pussy's childhood nickname.
Even though I offered to tell him mine.
Refused, but politely.
I like him anyway.
That's brotherhood, man,
right there,
I'm tellin' ya'.
That's what that is.
Beautiful.
Confidence and all.
Fraternity.
Frater Pusalis.
Fucking fuckity fuck-fuck brotherhood.

Pussybro sounds a lot like Pussy.
I sound a little tipsy.

You sound like you're channeling the mayor.

What I do with my channel is left to my own discretion or resemblance thereof.

Isn't that the Lounge 5th amendment right?

Well, I've been told I have a hardy constitution.

USS?

QED.

IBS

GOOGLE IT

More like IPA tonight.

but what's QED?

Queensland Educational Dialogue?

Google It

I refer you to the OED, FYI, PDQ.




("As it has been demonstrated." Sixer will doubtless improve upon my shabby Latin. I, for my part, don't mind my Latins shabby.)

OK, Emi is plastered, Trainer is moderately drunk, Pussybro is moderately drunk, and Abby CLAIMS to be sober.

ABBY sez, "STOP TOUCHING MY ASS!!!"

I am sober.
And they were touching my ass.
Bastards.

Ok, more pics:

Here's Emi. He's a mess.

And we have replaced the Wheat Thin with the all natural white cheddar cheetos.

They don't suck.

Indeed, they don't suck. We like them!

Emi go ZZZZZ first.

Abby and Pussybro are tied.

I'm still up, but I was sleepin' til 1 20 PM today.