We see you.

He ain't buyin' that don't be skerred line...

Must've lurked fer a spell.

If they're clever enough to participate well,
usually they're clever enough not to.
Therein lies the dilemma.

Ha!

So true...

Christ,
I wish I was clever.

Or you could be clever with a cleaver...

Nah......
the wifey loves tracking down
serial killers.
I'd have no hope.

Marries them, does she?

CSI Val-De-Travers.

Starring...

Glassy Willows
-Blood spatter expert-

You have two wishes left, Sahib.

Damn,
I wish I didn't waste one on that.

You're stupid, and you have three wishes left, Sahib.

Did any Guest ever
post because of one of
these threads?

Usually the purpose of these threads was to scare the Guest away.

That would be intelligence that
scares them away.

not in every case.

i mean sixer is intelligent and was a guest once.


maybe it'as more "common sense" than intelligence.


i've met a bunch of really intelligent people that can't figure out how to operate a fucking washing machine....or use a "tone control knob(1)"







1) Louchie is a "tone control knob"

Yeah, that's what I meant.

If someone can't figure out how to operate a clothes washer
he's a dumb ass
I don't care how intelligent
a bunch of idiots think he is.
Why do we love the idea of an idiot genius so much ?
It's bullshit.

I'm not intelligent.

Nor have common sense.

That explains why you're talkin to me.

Um, no.
I'd never do that.

I've never looked forward to spring
with such an aching.











The Mayor goes back to to doing yard work

Hopefully, I'll be in TallyWhack-
erHassee w/nuthin' to do but
jump up the asses of you fuckin'
douche lickers.

And pop da Peeps, of course.

Nice.
Why lie?
Everyone knows you're saving yourself for marriage.

For or from . . .

Thinking you're not intelligent is a sign of intelligence.

Really stupid people think they're really intelligentª.

--
ªand so do arrogant bastards, dumb and intelligent alike.

Sure, Sixer, like sane people who believe they're crazy, are really sane, and crazy peopole who believe they're sane, are really crazy.

I've got shares in this famous bridge in Brooklyn, I can let you have for cheap.

What about people who think they're Belgican? Are they really Canadienne?

You 've done enough vertical tastings in your time, I'm sure, Jack

The case you cited here is one of vertical obsequiousness, and goofidity.

Fuck. It's Friday an' I'm gonna totally Trip Balz™ tomorrow night. I'm in a goofy mood. Have you PM'd Skeeter yet???

I'll do it now...

You've talked me into it, Number One Happy Student of Thu Jong Chang!

You're less foolish than I thought, Grasshopper.

Da MAN done been PMed, Number One Happy Student!

Make sure to leave him a big tip.

I wish I was gonna Trip Balz™ tomorrow night, but all I got is VdF and leftovers of Abby's Old Guy. (and the UELB, which I hear sux)

Old Guy don't smell too good, specially after Abby dumped the UE68 in it. And sea monkeys.

Sea monkeys piss me off.

I'm flattered you think I have one, #1.

Guess that makes you number 2?

Fitting.

Not into you, bitch.

Well, that makes sense, considering I'm not gay.



















Like you.