Emi!

Happy birthday.
Drink lots and wake up in strange places.

No turning back now! You ain't a kid anymore!

Happy BD!

welcome to the old bastards club!

don't listen to the lies.....you can still get it up at least twice a month.

Got yer plaid Sansabelts yet?

Happy bidet, emi!

Can we still trust you?

Time to start hanging out in a van parked out back of the high school, offering sips of absinthe in exchange for amateur modeling...



And always remember, the longer you live,
the sooner you'll bloody well die.

(I know, that's a funeral song, but I always thought it was a great birthday song too.)

and say hi to larsy while you're there.

Happy Happy Emi!

Make Trainer take you back to the Pack 'em Inn for a birthday dinner!

If I had known LoucheFiesta Dos was so close to your birthday, I would've brought party hats.

(shut up)

Merry Bidet, Emi!!!!!!!!

Happy, happy, happy!

Shaddup w/the happy xit.

What a realist.

It's not that you're getting older...it's that you're getting longer.

I don't know what that means, but I think it sounds funny.

Keep having birthdays and maybe one day you'll catch up to the
old fucks in here.
(you know who you are)

Happy birthday Emi.

Happy birthday, homeperson.

Happy birthday, you don't have to think about wearing suspenders just yet.

He should consider it, but only if he's British.

Ewwwww.

I don't think we're in Kansas anymore...

It's a restaurant, Skeeter!

Yeah, but it's still funny.
And a bit apropos, I think.

Woah , look at you
yer all : " apropos " and shit.
Signifying something?

Don't fuck with me bitch.
I'm going on four dry days.

Come on now ,
don't exaggerate ,
it hasn't been that long

Yes it has.
I don't count the three sips from last night.

You need a mini glass

I was actually just thinking that.
But we know I'd ust be refilling it every three seconds.

I thought it would help me:

I do the opposite.
My glassware is all HUGE

...Honest honey, I just had 1 drink...

Wogger can use words with more than two syllables??

Must be all that dryness.

Grrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Drip, drip, drip, goes the absinthe fountain.

Yum, yum, yum goes the absinthe drinker...

You're on my list, Dinky.
You had better be wearing a cup next time I see you.

Happy birthday from the state that truly is as flat as a pancake!

Hmmm.

Got any room open for a visitor?

Gonna be an open room in a couple of weeks, but once here they likely won't let you return.

Ya mean they'll keep me in the land of barren tundra, and chesty womenz?

It's in canfuckinda?

Yup, canfuckinda, but not all the way. I mean, she's probably your cousin, for chrissakes!

Cuzins is Okely Dokely in Canadfukingdia.
'Specially when they're all chesty and such.

And you all call me a sick fuck! At least I ask if I'm a cousin prior to asking a gal out! Of course, some have lied....

"I'm yer sister, I'm yer sister"
-Joe Dirt.

Hello! I saw the pics. Take him to the Everett Outback, why dontcha.

Besides, I love double entendres.

Way to Absomphesize, Dinkster!

huzzah! thanks y'all. been unplugged for a few days. went to vegas for the first time. just got back home tonight. had a blast.

back out on the road thursday. hitting up new orleans for a few days. still need a place to crash there heh. have a couple maybes out there still.