Only about $500 a person and an 9-day vacation.

Road No Rules.

Got room on your lawn, Mayor? We can empty the sewage holding tank in bird bath.

I'm the Mayor here too.
I'll get room.

both of yas -

Make sure Ms. Bater brings
ID so you can cross state
lines w/out a hassle.

I keep my minors local.

She won't be going this year. Too many rules.

She BETTER go - lemme talk to her!!!!!

I don't let her use the computer.

does she bite it?

Can I bribe her with a book?????

If I had to be stuck in an RV all week, then I'm pretty sure I'd get cabin fever and start molesting everyone.

you sound just like my cub scout leader

That's what I was hoping for. "Male bonding."

41 hour drive

I KNEW she got too hot
when I showed 'er my
firehose.

Stupid, jealous Bater Boy.
At least Pussy was
magnanimous enough to let
me make out w/his missus.
(Oh, yeah, Peeps was cool
too.)

If we all go in RV then we should video tape the adventure.

Louched Lounge Real World 05

I didn't think Jack was the jealous type.

He didn't kick up a fuss when I....


Nevermind.

I still think the private rail car is the way to go.

Just put yourself in a box and have the flying monkeys deliver you.

Put him in a box and send it to a crematorium.

How 'bout I drive up to Bellingham - pick up Skeeter and "look" for Absomph; pick up G&C and Hiram; drive to Portland and pick up the Fluffster; drive by Conju's - flip him off and leave; drive down to California - pick up Heady P and Crosby - leave K at home 'cuz this is a sausage fest; pick up Verbal - drop him off at Winnie's and beat both of them up; drive to Colorado - kill all of the Slakes w/Slakehunter; drive down to Arizona - pick up Abby ('cuz this is a sausage fest) - look up "What's his fuck" in the Tuscon White Pages (oops, can't find him!) - crack open Butty's safe to pay for the trip; drive to Texas and steal SB's Filterated Czeckerland Xit King of Spirits; fuck all the rest of you fuckers- drive straight to A-f'n-Town, PA.

Good plan,
you settin' up a donation fund?

For some reason I thought of cream filled donuts when I read that.

And Jack, you better drive to Beantown and pick me up on'a cuz I drove your ass to N.Y.C. during rush hour on a Monday afternoon.

Fuck that!
You said you were "borrowing" one of
the trash trucks this year
to drive us down!

Oh yeah...you can all sit in the back where it stinks.

schweet.............

grate.

We're breakin' into Butty's safe. There should be plenty of cold hard cash in there.

Xit,
more than enough to buy
something better than pizzas too.

I'm totally on board for this plan.

'cuz it's a sausage fest?

Sounds good to me.

I'll just meet ya at Abby's with some All Natural Cheetos.




And lube.
Fuckers.

That sounds absolutely smashing, dahlink. I'll even help drive.

And blowing Butty's safe is probably the safest thing in the house.

Grate idea, except one fatal flaw with the plan.

Who's gonna drive?

(BTW- I have done the CA to VT drive a few times. The best was 3,300 miles in 3 days... but I had some "chemical" help, and was useless for a week afterward. You cannot comfortably make it in under 4 days).

If you do it you will be going by my house
81 and 77 is the cross road

pick me up and I'll drive the final leg.

Or I could fly out
and be the Resignated Diver
I don't like drinking that much anyway

You like it fine.

You mean it doesn't like you much.

. . . and how will anything good to drink get all the way to A-town?!

We'll just take over Candida's for the next week.

That will help get the good stuff to A-town?

Nothing will save the bottles from all of us in an RV.
That'll solve the problem once we get there.

Gotcha.

Duh.

2nd problem

Where the hell are you gonna park an RV in Allentown?
Is the liver gonna open the gates for the "bus"?


Shit, if everyone's spending a boatload of cash, let's just go to some nice tropical island.
We can get drunk, and a tan...

Pamplona!

Fuck! Forgot what I'm going to be reduced to next month. At least eat at the quaint Indian restaurant/absinthe bar in Boulder with me before you trip and kick me in the balz?!

Sure, we can run with the bullz and Balz can get laid.

...or at least get some fresh oysters