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Kirk
Still haven't had the first frost here ,
every thing's thriving;
Tomatoes , bell peppers, basil , and all.
I've got lettuce and onions and carrots ,
my asparagus is coming up again,
no frost in site
and if one comes this way
I'm covering everything ,
maybe it can last until Thanksgiving.
DrinkSlinger
We got our first heavy frost about 6 weeks ago.
Several since then.
Including last night.

It's already snowed up on the hill.

Drat!
Glassolalia
No killing frost here, yet.
CelticGent
yeah, been frosty here too.

fuck you, plants!
Absomphe
So it's not just corpses, anymore?
CelticGent
go away.
Absomphe
I'll bet you say that to all your nightmares.
CelticGent
you're not a nightmare.

you're the louchedlounge hemmeroid.


i just wish somebody'd stick a hot poker up our jimjim.
TrainerAZ
Stop encouraging him! And stick the poker up HIS jimjim, not OUR jimjim.

No frost in Tucson yet! But it's time to plant wildflower seeds, WHEEEEEEEE!
CelticGent
well, WE are the lounge. so we'd need to stick the hot poker up our jimjim to remove the assy-hemmeroid.
Absomphe
That's hemorrhoid, Mr. O' Boyle.
CelticGent
figures you'd know how to spell it.
Djarum
That's Absomphorrhoid laugher.gif
CelticGent
Djerkoff, read this.
greeneyes
There's some frost.
TrainerAZ
QUOTE(Celticgent @ Oct 28 2004, 12:17 PM)
well, WE are the lounge. so we'd need to stick the hot poker up our jimjim to remove the assy-hemmeroid.

Surely there's an easier way.

Some Preparation-A?
Absomphe
Waddya tryin' to go easy on me, wussyboy?

Damn the torpedos, full sped ahead!

Where's the red hot poker?

Not yours, Trainer...

When I want a pimple, I'll eat some 72% Venezuelan chocolate.
TrainerAZ
How is it that EVERY thread seems to end up being about you, anyway?
Absomphe
Just lucky, I guess.
BlackHat
Here in SoCal all weve had is rain these past weeks. Been great for all my winter crop seeds, they are just starting to poke through. I still have a few peppers and tomatos as well.
greeneyes
Is there an apostrophe shortage in SoCal?
G&C
I've heard the governator is calling out the National Guard to look for more.
Off. Jack Batemaster
QUOTE(Djarum @ Oct 28 2004, 02:26 PM)
That's Absomphorrhoid   laugher.gif

Um, no. Despite what others may think, the only hemorrhoid at The Lounge is you. Absomph is my Jewigga.
greeneyes
Word.
Kirk
Got our first frost last night ,
I don't know if that's a record ,
but it's the first time I remember picking
lettuce
beans
and tomatoes
in November .
Saw the weather report
so I went out and picked everything .
Good thing I did ,
today it's all dead.
Larspeart
I live in an apartment.

I help out on the family garden/farm when I can, onacause I like fresh, organic produce, and I hate grocery store veggies.

The peppers, onions, squash, nad pumpkin were the last things we got. Michigan gets cold a lot earlier then some of your locales.

We grew 4 more varieties of hot peppers then usual this year, of which half did REALLY well, considering the shitty, cool summer we had.

My garlics did great too. should last almost through winter this year! geeked abut that.

Good to see (most) of you had good harvests this year, herbal and otherwise!
Glassolalia
Sixty degrees and climbing in the Boston/Cambridge area, right now.

Last week at this time, it was snowing. We ended up with about an inch and a half accumulation. My birthplace received five inches of snow.
DrinkSlinger
Tell your mom not to pass out with her xxxx in the air.
Glassolalia
laugher.gif
CelticGent
laugher.gif
BlackHat
For those not receiving snow on their pieholes, this is what it looks like:
BlackHat
And those fellow greenthumbs might enjoy these seedlings:
Kirk
Trim the weeds ,
we don't want to see it.
What is so interesting about that ,
that you are wasting so much bandwidthwidit?
TrainerAZ
Dianthus I know. What are the glossy things?
BlackHat
No weeds here. All the plants have a purpose. The glossy plant is an interesting shrub, but I didn't get a name with it.
TrainerAZ
Sounds Opi-Licious.

Who was that guy who put lobelia in his assinthe™?
Off. Jack Batemaster
That's me 'cuz I'm tired of all you guys drinkin' all my xit.
BlackHat
QUOTE(TrainerAZ @ Nov 19 2004, 01:56 PM)
Dianthus I know.  What are the glossy things?

Finally figured it out. Its a strain of hardenbergia, an Aussie native. It loks really good in bloom.
Oscar
QUOTE(BlackHat @ Nov 19 2004, 05:39 PM)
The sprouts are some pretty flowers that will pack a punch after the petals fall and the pods ripen.

Why do people think I'm a FED?
Off. Jack Batemaster
Cuz you is.
mattm3
If they're all this bad, no wonder we did'nt get Osama yet!!!
TrainerAZ
I still don't get the Fudd thing.

user posted image
BlackHat
he's looking up the wrong rabbit hole. Unless it's Richard Gere!
Oscar
What are you saying? You like Richard Gere?
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