eye once knew a harlot

blow the man, she did.

slurp!

sexy

Is that you when you had more hair?

It's funny until the part where he starts waving his arms around, then it's not so good...

i like it when he sings the lead.

and the eyebrow thing is genius.

Yeah, I'll give you the eyebrow.

And no, that's not a come-on.

Dirty bear.

build me up just to shoot me down.

you sexy slunt.

The eyebrow thing really was perfect.

Sorry, buttercup.

Can't get the sumbitch to play on my Smackinslosh.

All I get is a link to a free online poke her site.

but i love you still.

Don't break my heart.

you HAVE seen this, right?

I posted that about 2 weeks ago.

You all STILL don't recognize Skeetah.

But did you post it here?

SPAZ-ASS,


oh, i guess i'd have do do more than skim the sleep-aid known as your posts.

nogunna happen.

No, I posted it here.

Ahhhh...when I was drinkin' at home.
Dialup and video files don't mix.

here's a link that should work, Vibe.

I love the Hoodoos!!!

Stone Age Romeos and Mars Needs Guitars......

Back at ya!

ring a ding ding

This one is more betterer.

you're fucking crazy.

that other bitch rules.

here, maybe you'll like this one better.

they're both so fucking good that i can't choose my favorite, really.

When did you become a singer, anyway?

CG, has another sweet, sweet ass™ taken my place in your heart?

if only you could fill in those gold pants, rimmy, you'd be the most perfect piece of ass there ever was.

My ass is only getting bigger by the day.

I like pasta a lot.

i feel like the witch in hanzel & gretal that's fattening up the children so she could eat them.

can i eat your sweet, fat ass, rimmy, can i?

What the fuck will I sit on then, you insensitive fucker?

CG's face, dumass.

Sit on it, Ralph Mouth.

Last night, before my DJ gig, I went next door to a cafe, and this guy who calls himself manDrum was performing with a bassist and guitarist. I had never heard of him before, but this xit was really fucking cool.
Essentially, manDrum is a formally trained musician who has used his computer knowledge to forge into the electronic music arena. His specialty is an instrument that he built and wrote the computer software for: a series of pads attached to his body, that when beat upon, translate into digital percussion. The pads are run through a bevy of effects processors, pedals, a KORG Kaoss Pad, and a Mac Titananium Powerbook. He performs barefoot, and manipulates these processors (on the floor) with his feet. It's crazy to watch, because, since he is so dextrous with his feet, he looks like he has an extra set of hands.
His other specialty is a virtual reality glove (again, plugged into effects processors) that he waves in front of some sort of receiver, which gives him the ability to manipulate sound with just the slightest flitter of a finger. This is amazing to watch, as you can almost see him bending and distorting soundwaves with majestic waves of his hand.
All of his performances are free-form, and he often harmonizes with himself by digitally looping his haunting vocals in real-time. The music is amorphous and atmospheric, as he fades his Drum and Bass beats in and out like the tide.
All in all, this was one of the most original explorations of music/technology fusion I have seen in a long, long time. I'll be on the lookout for this guy in the future.

Open wide, Rimjob.

Go suck a hot poo log, bitch.

Israelites - The Best of Desmond Dekker

I've got that disc too. Good schtuff!

Only if it comes from your sweet, sweet ass™!

Luna
B-sides, covers, 7"s, etc.
©2005 Rimjob Records
2 discs of fantastic rarities, I still have their songs
bouncing around my brain from Sunday night.

Enjoy, Puss!

You only wish you could sample such sweet, sweet nectar...

Keep wishing.

Rimmy,
Didja see postings of the setlists from this weekend?
I kinda like the show we saw the best.
Though I would have loved to have seen them play Tiger Lily.......

Yeah, I had a looksee. The last show had no Galaxie 500 song, so we lucked out there. We got a good set for sure. Nutcopter enjoyed it as well.

I'm glad he did.

They really tickled his turtle.

I tickled his pickle.