woo hoo!

let's forget about the world going down the tubes and talk about silly stuff people are trying to pass off as absinthe related!!!

*giggle*

Look what someone is trying to pass off as vintage Pernod Fils on eBay France...

now THAT'S some funny shit right there!

ahhhhhhh fuck that was funny!

I don’t get it. I guess I’m thick.

you shut your stupid fucking mouth before i put that brick through your teeth.

You and what army?

the salvation army, you fruity poet-loving muppet.

I'm still waiting for my Absinthe Ice Cube Trays™!

Yeah...I do trade with them.

I see you finally lost the bunny suit ,
Bear.

halloween is fun, but fleeting.

...

He/she is supposed to be a Fleet™ enema.

he/she? peepers™?

As I was typing "he/she", I just knew you were going to say that.

fuck you, knowitall.

Like the Bear Nose?

What are you, fuckin' Rudolph, the strobe-nosed bear?

Show me your hot little boobies.

what are you, the king of yesterday's fucking news?


been discussed already, spaz-ass

only if you give me some of that sweet, sweet sicillian ass.

i bet you taste like pastrami

No, prosciutto. I'm not Jewish, silly!

wtf was i thinking?

i really need to think before i just start spewing meats out of my mouth.

That never stopped us at The Cuff.

right, but...

i may be a slut, but i'm no slut.

In other news, Rimmy has a sweet, sweet ass.

jesus fucking christ!

i'm with der cros now.....

we have a perfectly good post about rimmy's sweet, sweet ass, and meat in my mouth and you have to bring up a fucking politician.

here's something i've heard in many public baths and i bet you've heard quite a few times, nancy.....stick that in the shithole.

Hi-dee-ho.

Beautiful.........

Flatterer.

I wish my belly was.

God, that shit makes EVERYTHING better.

I use it whenever I am cooking pasta/italian and I can afford it.

Salumeria Italiana

$24/lb in the North End, for the Prosciutto Crudo di San Daniele.
$22/lb for the Galloni - Prosciutto Crudo di Parma

Both are worth ever FUCKING penny.
Melt in your mouth heaven...........

Damn. Now I am hungry! I may have to pick up some Prosciutto tomorrow.

OMG! AWESOME LINK bro!

I will certainly be giving them money, soon!

From that site:

"Oh my God--this Parmigiano-Reggiano is the sexiest thing in the world!

-Miriam C."

I think Miriam needs some help. The least she could do is switch to pepperoni or salami.

One for you, Jack:

Fennel Whore

I thought Jack was a Wormwood Coont now.
I am, however, still a Fennel Whore, and that looks good.

That's what all the ladies say about my prosciutto.

That's more like a "Lil Smoky" on a toothpick.

EAT SHIT, FLY BOY!

eat flyshit, boy!

Shit, eat fly, boy!

Boy eat shit, fly.

Man, I paid 0pie $130 for one of those...

if you smack yourself in the head with it do you trip balz™?

No, but I did try the flame ritual with it. Wouldn't work for some reason...

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewI...ssPageName=WDVW

Looks more like Greta Garbo, tho.

Yeah! Why is it that any female visage in food or wet concrete or dog feces is always Mary?



If you can't even eat the virgin...

i bet if you opened that and tried to pull it apart it would look and smell like you pulled the panties off hooker who had died via gangbang.