read a book?

discuss!

Books are good for swatting flys, and they double as drink coasters.

They're also good to hide things in.
Folks at work thing I be reading history, but really I'm looking at PORN!

Every now and then a costomer notices that my cell phone vibrating in my pants. Then they see what its vibrating against, get upset and tell my manager.

That really kills the moment.

I started to read a book once. It was telling me to kill folks and stuff (I think).

I shut the book and had a glass of milk and felt all better.

Is milk supposed to be black?

Oh wait, schoolbus.

I read a book.

I started one once.
But the pages got sticky.

That just means it's ripe.

Like good cheese?
yummmmmmm...............

Gouda gets ripe.

Can you read it?

Book?

I like dirty pop-up books.

If I write on myself with a marker, will that count?

Sharpie: Coming to a wanker near you.

I've looked into some good books lately ,
but reading this human trickle has actually ate up all my reading time
for about a year ,
I did manage to read the copy Eric gave me of " History In A Bottle "
First thing I ever read about absinthe ,
very nice book.
I'm speed reading ( See: not reading)
Stuart Walton : " Out Of It "
It's an examination of intoxicants, emphasis on alcohol ,
don't bother reading it.

I'd rather live it.

You already did.

I'm reading The Sundial by Shirley Jackson, author of The Haunting of Hill House.

This one is about a rich family with a big fancy house (aren't they all?) and crazy Aunt Fanny who believes the world outside the property wall is about to end. Good bedtime story.

That got my attention.

peeps, you ignorant slut.