I already have a set in brass, but now I can get them in silver.

Ballsies are cute
Ballsies are funny
We'll send you a pair
If you give us the money

my wife's already got a set of tiny pink ones.

they go well with the soul that she got from me years ago.

I think they’re born with the instinct to acquire those two things.

Not true.
I've no interest whatsoever in souls.

Elven balls

Now that's what I'm talking about.

I'm into elves.

But are elves into you?


And more importantly, if so, can CG have pictures?

Even if he can't have the pictures, I'm sure he is already wet just thinking about it.

She IS a drunken whore-bitch. They'd probably fit.

Pointy shoes and all.

ohh sweet!

i can sell the pics to sixer and the rest of you lord of the dorks dipshits.

just think, "the perfect woman"* and the fantasy creatures that you actually spend time learning the language of.

if only she shoved a clingon up her black hole of galslutta, she'd make your whole month.







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Yer mean.

Klingons? Well, I suppose the textured surface of the head could make for interesting sensations. Great idea, Celticgent.

i'm here to help.

Cling-On, you'll never get it out

Well, there's always a price to pay for experimenting.

I bet that's what your parents said, too.

I prefer to keep my elf balls anything but blue

Naah -- we'd all be in bitter feuds discussing whether she was wearing a uniform of the right colour.

It'd probably much more enjoyable for all if she shoved a Clinton up there.

Pick a Clinton, any Clinton.

Cousin George is my favorite Clinton.

Mine too!!!!!

Funk not only moves, it can re-move.

The BEST Funkadelic album:

Great album!!!

BOOTYLICIOUS!

Grate.

You've discovered my secret past.

Back on topic--

At the post office today, I spied a rather large black truck with a rather large silver set of testicles hanging from the back.

They were hanging so low that I imagine they would create sparks when driving over the railroad tracks.

Classy! I've only seen the classic, Caucasian-skin-colored Truck Nuts.

My mother always said, "nothin' says 'classy' like silver-plated nuts."

Aw, man — and I thought my mom scrutinized my dates.

My mother belongs to the Romance Writers of America.

Enough said.

That's so funny. I see those every day and I just don't think too much about them.

Blue and Black are the most common color in these parts...

I'm sorry to hear that, David.

So, how have you been? Haven't seen you around in a while...

I googled the phrase, "For that special lady" and got a Russian mail order bride service. You can actually "Add to cart" your potential spouse.




I need to drink more.

Me too.
I'll drink with ya so you're not alone.

YES!!!

Top's down...


Dottom's up...


Awe hell, just drink! Happy Unbirhtday A.B.!

Danke, ~y~!

It's been a good season.

Drink deep.
Regret nothing.

That's an old Abby proverb.

I've never been clever enough to come up with my own proverb. But, I dig the sentiment. However, if I mind the fortune cookie logic, "The road to Hell is paved with good intentions."

I, more often than not, get that one.

Also, Confucious say, "Man who stand on toilet high on pot."


Hehehe, I said, "high".

We need a web cam!

Nice rack, Rimmy!

CG's is better.

Any vehicle equipped with "Truck Nuts" probably deserves a nice new bumper sticker.

That's okay, GB. Apparently, I have a "sweet, sweet ass".

Did you just say "web clam"?

Bunch of gayblades, the lotta ya.

...Get used to it.