Someone tell me a bedtime story.

Once upon a time there was a man named Dinky...

. . . who inherited a bottle of Jack Daniels.

That story sucked.

Did you read the whole thing?

Nah. Just skimmed it.

Skimmer...

I would like the movie rights.

Spike Lee beat you to it.

I see the words "A Spike Lee Joint" and I want to burn it. The film.

I see your point. Seriously, though, why does he put that in the credits of all his films? Does he have, like, really good weed or something?

I would'nt watch one of his movies if you gave me all the pot in Hillary's house!!!

what about all the piss in hillary's house?

how about then?

EEeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww!!!!

Even I have standards!!! Now pics of Seven maybe.......

All the (unused) Swisher Sweets in the house.... maybe all of the used.

Tee hee hee, 1:50AM CST, Saturday night, and all your posts BELONG TO ME!

I just got home from work. I'm so spun I don't even know what day it is.

Sunday.

Wow, I feel useful for a change.

Thanks! I need a fucking cocktail.

You're in the right place.

Ah, cold beer. Nothing is better after working 16 hours.

Whiskey here.
Just got back from the bar.
On the patio all night.
I could see my breath.
Probably would've been warmer had I been drinking.

Heh-heh...

Where are all the humans? I'm stuck in a class right now with no coffee or mixers for what's in the flask. Life is killing me.

No humans, just me.

Sorry.

. . . and I'm at work. No flask.

Underachiever, eh?

What are you wearing?

A cell phone.

I won't say to what I have it clipped.

What's the ring tone on your "Prince Albert"?

Call me.







The Blondie song, that is.

Just finished my 6th 18hour day.
Need sleep.

Good mornin' sunshine.

There's nothing sunshiney about him in the morning.

I'm usually still up in the morning.
It's when I awake in the afternoon that I'm a bit frightening.

Walking around in that towel!!!

I've seen it.

You promised not to peek.

As long as ~Y~ likes it, that's all that matters!

Don't worry if he peeks. Worry if he bites.

Where is everyone?


MARKO!!!

POLO!!!!

It's not uncommon to be the only one on the Lounge at any given time. The many characters and players here have very diverse and ecclectic schedules. I frequently find myself in here all alone and then I start to cry. I get so depressed that sometimes I eat a whole tub of Ben and Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream and then I get even more depressed about the weight gain that I know I will experience because of it. So I start to smoke and then I feel depressed because I know that the cancer I am sucking in will take years off my life. So I start to drink. Then I feel better because it is when I drink that I come to the lounge to be with other drinkers. Then I find nobody here and I get depressed again.


I know that was a weak ass attempt at humor. I don't care. Somebody had to do it.

Woke up dis mornin', had a big bowl of blues for breakfast...

Woke up this morning,
blues around my head.
No need to ask the reason why.

Woke up in mourning and I got myself a beer.

Both are natural.

Because the future's uncertain and the end is always near?

Roll, baby, roll...

I am the ham handed wolf ,
and I was born on the perimeter ,
watch out bitches ,
I am eating you now.