Full Version: Fucking ebay II
Notice www.feeverte.net is the second thing that comes up on Google.
My vibrating egg hatched.
Mine was snatched.
Grimmy's quick like that.
QUOTE(Crosby @ Feb 21 2005, 03:38 PM)
OK . . . um . . . What the fuck IS it?
Victorian-era glass enema set.
Now the epitome of why the Mayor left and this place is boring will have to bid on it.
Looks like a nice piece of handblown glass.
Fairly recent, interesting piece for a glass-worker.
Fairly recent, interesting piece for a glass-worker.
That is a new piece of glass.
You can tell because the lip is too thick and the pulled feathers are wide and clumsy looking.
You can tell because the lip is too thick and the pulled feathers are wide and clumsy looking.
Sounds like someone I once dated.
I always suspected Big Bird was gay.
Thanksgiving has never been the same.
...
= me thinking about you forgetting you made that and later today hitting ctrl-v whilst typing an IM to your boss.
I deleted it. Can't take any chances...
oh.
i ctrl-c'd it for further use.
i ctrl-c'd it for further use.
Excellent.
Somethings maybe just shouldn't be sold on eBay cause someone may buy it. Worse, they'll probably bring it to LF05.
$13,300 and rising...you'd think it would be considered a bio-hazard, if it had been inside someone's body (OK OK, i mean inbetween flesh, well you know what i mean, so stop it!)
+ 
= ebay $$$$$
+ = ebay $$$$$
$16,766 NOW! 
Can you see it in a display in your house?
"...and this here is the famous silicon breast of Tawny Peaks that...."
Maybe get the other one and use them as bookends?
"...and this here is the famous silicon breast of Tawny Peaks that...."
Maybe get the other one and use them as bookends?
dude, i bet you could get an entire wife for that from a mail order shop.
Thats an expensive pillow!
Who the fuck is AssHat?
Some interloper.
Fed, remember?
Oh yeah.
Fed!
Fed!
Loogie's cohort? 
no
Spongie will bring his own pillow to LCLF this year, methinks.
QUOTE(Celticgent @ Mar 3 2005, 12:32 PM)
dude, i bet you could get an entire wife for that from a mail order shop.
Getting one isn't expensive, getting rid of one is.
bullshit.
how much can a knife and a shovel cost?
how much can a knife and a shovel cost?
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Loogie's cohort?
You better quit fucking wit me.
QUOTE(Celticgent @ Mar 4 2005, 03:59 PM)
how much can a knife and a shovel cost?
A few decades of free accomodation offered to you by your friendly government?
Ah -- doesn't that look like a win-win situation?
let's be realistic here.
who the fuck is going to miss a mail order bride?
if anybody here asks, then i'd say "Well, she couldn't stand being molested by a big, hairy man anymore, so she went back to russia"
and if perchance her family actually still talked to their whore of a daughter, when they called for her, i could tell them that she moved to Hollywood and was making porno movies like the rest of the pretty young russian girls over here.
who the fuck is going to miss a mail order bride?
if anybody here asks, then i'd say "Well, she couldn't stand being molested by a big, hairy man anymore, so she went back to russia"
and if perchance her family actually still talked to their whore of a daughter, when they called for her, i could tell them that she moved to Hollywood and was making porno movies like the rest of the pretty young russian girls over here.
Nah, Bulgarians are where it's at. You do know what English cognate "Bulgar" gives, right?
Anyways, just forget I said that. I don't know any married Bulgarian hotties or anything... yeah, that's the ticket.
Anyways, just forget I said that. I don't know any married Bulgarian hotties or anything... yeah, that's the ticket.
QUOTE(Celticgent @ Mar 4 2005, 10:54 AM)
who the fuck is going to miss a mail order bride?
and if perchance her family actually still talked to their whore of a daughter, when they called for her, i could tell them that she moved to Hollywood and was making porno movies like the rest of the pretty young Russian girls over here.
Don't kid your self, you get a Russian woman, and the next thing you know she'll be moving all her family over to live with you, including her Mom that looks like Brezhnev.
QUOTE(Celticgent @ Mar 4 2005, 06:54 PM)
who the fuck is going to miss a mail order bride?
Cros doesn't strike me as the type to order via mail order.
Mama!
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Updated: 03:26 PM EST
Internet Casino Buys 'Virgin Mary' Pretzel
LINCOLN, Neb. (March 10) - An Internet casino that previously bought a partially eaten grilled cheese sandwich now has a pretzel that some believe is shaped like the Virgin Mary holding baby Jesus.
Antigua-based Golden Palace Casino swooped in about 30 seconds before bidding closed Wednesday evening on the Internet auction site eBay.
The winning bid: $10,600.
"What it says to me is that this pretzel is so much more than an edible item. We only paid $3.29 for the whole bag," said Machelle Naylor, who sold the snack from her home in St. Paul.
The likeness of the Virgin Mary also was seen in the grilled cheese sandwich for which the Golden Palace paid $28,000 to a Florida woman in November.
Golden Palace spokesman Jon Wolf said the casino acquires such items for a variety of reasons. "We think the notoriety is worth it," Wolf said.
Naylor's 12-year-old daughter, Crysta, said she discovered the Rold Gold honey-mustard-flavored pretzel while snacking and watching television with her family on Feb. 27.
03/10/05 09:11 EST
Internet Casino Buys 'Virgin Mary' Pretzel
LINCOLN, Neb. (March 10) - An Internet casino that previously bought a partially eaten grilled cheese sandwich now has a pretzel that some believe is shaped like the Virgin Mary holding baby Jesus.
Antigua-based Golden Palace Casino swooped in about 30 seconds before bidding closed Wednesday evening on the Internet auction site eBay.
The winning bid: $10,600.
"What it says to me is that this pretzel is so much more than an edible item. We only paid $3.29 for the whole bag," said Machelle Naylor, who sold the snack from her home in St. Paul.
The likeness of the Virgin Mary also was seen in the grilled cheese sandwich for which the Golden Palace paid $28,000 to a Florida woman in November.
Golden Palace spokesman Jon Wolf said the casino acquires such items for a variety of reasons. "We think the notoriety is worth it," Wolf said.
Naylor's 12-year-old daughter, Crysta, said she discovered the Rold Gold honey-mustard-flavored pretzel while snacking and watching television with her family on Feb. 27.
03/10/05 09:11 EST
Damn... if you can make a big enough deal over something that stupid, you have a guranteed buyer at around 3000% markup. Looks like a good area to go into business.
Not too stupid. That 10 grand bought the Golden Palace a ton of advertising.
Makes more sense than spending over 2 million bucks for a Super Bowl ad.
Makes more sense than spending over 2 million bucks for a Super Bowl ad.
Were it the VS, it'd be over $100 by now.
Or if it had a seal.
Or if the seller weren't a thief.
Or if the seller weren't a thief.
QUOTE(AndrewT @ Mar 4 2005, 01:09 PM)
Nah, Bulgarians are where it's at. You do know what English cognate "Bulgar" gives, right?
Anyways, just forget I said that. I don't know any married Bulgarian hotties or anything... yeah, that's the ticket.
Anyways, just forget I said that. I don't know any married Bulgarian hotties or anything... yeah, that's the ticket.
I always thought Bulgar was a processed wheat.
She can't even get the NO up to retail. I guess people have realized they can't see the top of the bottle in the pics.
Except for the dumass who bid $51.
Except for the dumass who bid $51.
Yes, I wonder who that epitome of auction savvy could possibly be, hmmmm...
Nice self deprecating humor, epitome.
Nice self deprecating humor, epitome.
QUOTE(Absomphe @ Mar 18 2005, 05:15 PM)
humor, epitome.
There's two words that don't belong in the same sentence.
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