Full Version: Fucking ebay II
Yea, I saw that filth too.
NICE LABEL! You'd think he could throw in the empty bottle, at least.
That would be cruel -- it would probably still be reeking of the contents.
QUOTE(TrainerAZ @ Nov 29 2004, 11:48 AM)
NICE LABEL! You'd think he could throw in the empty bottle, at least.
Its probably still stuck in the hand of the corpse that drank it.
Bitch on the bottle.
Not so much on the bottle, as curled up inside it.
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Kids Naughty, So Dad Sells Their Gifts on eBay
HOUSTON (Dec. 24) - A father of three children in the Houston area has gone from playing Santa Claus to playing the Grinch.
The man decided that his children were being naughty instead of nice -- and he's taught them a lesson by auctioning their presents on the popular auction site, eBay.
The man, who asked the Houston Chronicle not to reveal his name, decided to sell off the presents because the youngsters had misbehaved. His children are nine, eleven and 15.
"Three undeserving boys have crossed the line," the eBay listing says. "Tonight we sat down and showed them what they WILL NOT get for Christmas this year. I'll be taking down the tree tomorrow."
His auction posting continues, "This isn't a scare tactic for the kids. This is the result of bad choices that can't be undone. Neither can this."
The man is offering to sell three of the wireless video game systems as well as several games.
The bidding was up to $1,025 as the auction wound down.
"Your e-mails, good and bad, are much appreciated and will be put in a scrapbook for when the boys have their own children," the man writes to those seeing his listing. "Since this has become a bit of a Christmas soapbox, we would like everyone to think about what it says about (our) society and culture when good family values and accountability are taught and it becomes worldwide news."
"My last name is not Scrooge," he adds.
HOUSTON (Dec. 24) - A father of three children in the Houston area has gone from playing Santa Claus to playing the Grinch.
The man decided that his children were being naughty instead of nice -- and he's taught them a lesson by auctioning their presents on the popular auction site, eBay.
The man, who asked the Houston Chronicle not to reveal his name, decided to sell off the presents because the youngsters had misbehaved. His children are nine, eleven and 15.
"Three undeserving boys have crossed the line," the eBay listing says. "Tonight we sat down and showed them what they WILL NOT get for Christmas this year. I'll be taking down the tree tomorrow."
His auction posting continues, "This isn't a scare tactic for the kids. This is the result of bad choices that can't be undone. Neither can this."
The man is offering to sell three of the wireless video game systems as well as several games.
The bidding was up to $1,025 as the auction wound down.
"Your e-mails, good and bad, are much appreciated and will be put in a scrapbook for when the boys have their own children," the man writes to those seeing his listing. "Since this has become a bit of a Christmas soapbox, we would like everyone to think about what it says about (our) society and culture when good family values and accountability are taught and it becomes worldwide news."
"My last name is not Scrooge," he adds.
So I heard a portion of that bid was donated to their church, but on a more important level.... filthe or find? I will pass.
Filth.
Why is the pointy one three different colors?
I think the T-jones are making you see things.
That,
or he has something in his eye,
or he has something in his eye,
Nuh uh.
First, it's pewterish.
Then it's coppery.
Then it's brass.
First, it's pewterish.
Then it's coppery.
Then it's brass.
You should see a doctor about that.
Or find a looser cockring.
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GOTHIC ABSINTHE ANOINTING/PERFUME OIL VAMPIRE
PURE ESSENTIAL OILS, PSYCHISM, VISION, DREAMS
PURE ESSENTIAL OILS, PSYCHISM, VISION, DREAMS
VAMPIRE!
I didn't know Gert Strand was making a vampire anointing perfume oil now.
This shit puts the ICK in Gothic.
This isn't necessarily absinthe related, but a camel cock powder flask just seems to belong in here.
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There is a Baphomet set into the middle of the altar & Cyrillic writings on the front. It reads “Ave Satanus” in case anyone asks.
I used to live on that avenue. Good neighborhood, but the schools suck. I moved to Manlove Street in Tucson afterward.
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The altar & surroundings are all painted in an ominous Satanic Black to fit the occasion.
. . . also available as a fabric color in the Todd Oldham for Satan collection.
Edit: Coordinating accessories are available. http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewI...5547399484&rd=1
That might be what I send Dinky for his Birthday.
Bloody fools. That thar aint no Cyrillic writin'.
I haven't a fuck clue what it is... guessing hebrew?
I haven't a fuck clue what it is... guessing hebrew?
It is the Enochian alphabet. The writing that was giving to Dr. John Dee sometime around 1600 by the angels.
It's Geek Secret Code. Ask ~Y~.
Look closely. Each symbol represents a letter in English.
Edit: Remember that in the Roman style, V = U.
Look closely. Each symbol represents a letter in English.
Edit: Remember that in the Roman style, V = U.
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http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5545986071
Cros,
You just don't understand how much I need that little "Flock O' Seagulls" action figure in the center of the alter. It's got to be the silly thing I've seen in a while.
And...
For everyone's info...
It's written in ruinic symbols.
It translates to, "Homo say's what?"
For everyone's info...
It's written in ruinic symbols.
It translates to, "Homo say's what?"
Does anyone else find it difficult to take him seriously in ankle-length pants?
Perhaps he follows the Urkel cult.
Yes.
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The Priest is dressed in a chic black jumpsuit. Very slimming. He sports a clerical collar and a Flock of Seagulls hairdo. The hair actually resembles Princess Leia's after that garbage disposal incident.
QUOTE(~Y~ @ Jan 3 2005, 10:40 PM)
It's written in ruinic symbols.
Your Geek-Fu is indeed strong.
I like Cros...
His image of Dostoevsky tells me that his sympathies lie with the sinner.
(At least that's the Avatar of the referenced post)
... or am I drunk?
His image of Dostoevsky tells me that his sympathies lie with the sinner.
(At least that's the Avatar of the referenced post)
... or am I drunk?
You're drunk. And it depends on the sinner.
Ding, ding, ding, ding ,ding!!!!
2 points to Cros for knowing a drunk when he sees one.
As far as sinners go, I'm still working on having a religion publish a book denoucning my virtues. But one day I'll be immortal... immoral, ahh, fuck it... I'll be bad!
2 points to Cros for knowing a drunk when he sees one.
As far as sinners go, I'm still working on having a religion publish a book denoucning my virtues. But one day I'll be immortal... immoral, ahh, fuck it... I'll be bad!
I'm immortal now.
I have no evidence to the contrary.
Do you?
I have no evidence to the contrary.
Do you?
Aside from delusions of grandeur and the occasional bathing in the blood of virgins... Um,
No.
Way to burst a girl's bubble.
No.
Way to burst a girl's bubble.
No!
You're immortal, all evidence accounted.
No bubble bursted.
You're immortal, all evidence accounted.
No bubble bursted.
Damnit, is it July yet?
Yeah, you and me both.
See, I can spank some poor grammar down with the best of them.
(This post is wolfbane for penguins.)
er, um... penguinbane.
(This post is wolfbane for penguins.)
er, um... penguinbane.
To July in Allentown, then!
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