I just got a call from Spongebob.
I was going to get a little sleep, but instead, ended up having a great conversation.
Thanks Spongy.

God bless the telephone.

Dinky's the coolest guy I know in purple shoes.

Well, that's a narrow segment of the populace.

True dat, on both counts.

You're lucky I don't have your number. I'd be calling you at all unGodly hours to see what you were up to.

I probably wouldn't hear the phone anyway.
I can tell you what I've been up to.
Take your pick-

-Working
-Renovating
-Sleeping

That's about it.

Absinthe... What's that? I have this vague memory of some licorice tasting crap that I used to set on fire.

Sponge has been calling around.
Manslut.

He hasn't called me

At least Eric did.