whereya been?

how's life treatin ya?

Life is treating me OK. Things are getting bad with the ex. I think she is about to start some shit with me about my son.

Other than that, not too bad.

arse(cough)nic.

Or give her a glass of anti-freeze and say it's absinthe.

knock her up & take her on a "fishing trip".


just don't get caught.

Or slip her some sleeping pills, and take some photos of her passed out with a crack pipe in her hand.


I can supply the pipe

Yeah, they seem not to like that "fishing trip" thing.

Her arguement is that she has him more than I do, so she should be primary.

Out of last 90 days or so, she has had him overnight 15 times. I missed the math class where 15 was greater than 75, but you never know... especially in this state.

It's the *new* math.....

I hope things work out in your favor!!!

It sounds like she's the one who's in a state.
Sorry, Skeets. You could do without so much of the xit from this woman.

Too bad dioxin doesn't work very well.

It'll just make her look like a hag . . . which it sounds like she already is.

Thanks, guys. I am sure it is all gonna work out alright. But, I am thinking of contacting legal counsel, and I have it all written down, test messages saved, whatever.

My worry is that if she gets primary, she will move to California and my options to stop her are limited to the whim of whatever judge gets the case, and there are a lot of man-hating judges around here. Goose's ex is getting beat to hell by them, but he's an ass.

Smart feller with the documentation.
I know that if there's one thing
you'll go for the jugular about
(big softy),
this is it.
I hope you never have to.
Good luck to you.

Shit Skeets!!! Good luck ta ya Bro'!!!

Skeets will be just fine.

Yeah, no xit.
A friend of mine had to go through this sorta shit when he was 16. Being a single father in Oregon or Washington means that you have next to no rights, and you're probably evil. (though that does depend somewhat on the judge)

I say contact some legal counsil if you can.

Most of the US seems to be f'd that way. Men seem to have few paternal rights. Even though when it comes to choice (sorry if you are pro-life) the man doesn't have any right. I know that makes some sense, but it should be reflected in equal visitation rights.