Perhaps I should be rejoicing that there's an option for those women whose apparent bacillophobia compels them to urinate on the seats of public toilets (surely none of you).

Perhaps I should be disturbed at the implication that female anatomy creates a need for assisted-pissing devices.

I'm ambivalent.

Pay to Pee

Well,
you guys, I mean ladies,
have to deal with "unclean" seats,
why not add to the problem?
Of course,
we won't get the point,
it's all about member envy.

Trainer's the member I envy.
I don't know how,
day after day,
he spouts vast quantities of pure crap
without mushrooms colonizing his tongue.

But what he spouts is a trip.

The video is oddly arousing!!!Cone Pee Pee

Bah, patent showoffs.

Cabela's has marketed a similar device for decades, but it was billed as a "Lady's adapter" to the portable urinal they carry.

I'm the anti-hoveror. As long as a toilet seat is not visibly wet, nasty, etc., I plunk right down, and I don't even use those stupid paper thingys. (I doubt they are at all effective anyway. I think they are a feel-good item. )

If the seat is visibly wet, nasty, etc., I try a different stall.

Failing that, I can pee standing up pretty darned well without a Magic Cone. Maybe has something to do with growing up with a twin brother, but hey, it's a valuable life skill. :P

However, if this reduces the frequency of wet, nasty, etc., toilet seats, I'm all for it.

that could very well be the funniest internet animation I've seen since "this land."






How did I know smuttty would show up sooon?

She must be taking a lot of vitamins.

Or lots of booze.

Either way she’s pissed.

I can pee farther than you!

On the short bus.

Smuttty, planning any gatherings? At places?

Where a hot girl pees I be's

From the title, I thought this was going to be a unisex bathroom discussion...

Like Faustus said, the basic cone-and-tube device is nothing new. But I think in the past they've mostly been marketed to the outdoors crowd (backpackers, mountaineers, etc.), women who can get into situations where pulling the pants down and squatting just isn't an option.

They're mentioned in this classic.

But I wasn't aware that women pissing on the seat because they are afraid to sit down was such a widespread problem. I know MEN piss on the toilet seat, but that is because men will piss anywhere, anytime, on anything that isn't protected by electricity.

There's an unidentified offender at my day job who must be either morbidly obese or dead below the waist, because when he sits down on the toilet he pisses over the rim, each and every time. My guess is that he can't see his dick when he's sitting down.

I think it's become more of a widespresad (widespattered?) problem in the past few years. I used to eschew the toilet doilies just like Festus. Much like the woman who wrote that open letter, though (and unlike Smuttty), I have some sort of wierd aversion to wallowing in unknown women's pee. Now it's all butt-gaskets all the time.

The video makes me think of Chics-with-dicks.

Blech.

Now hush up and eat yer pizza, Missy.

The mushrooms are gettin' cold.

Not likely.

'zactly.

A man can dream.

As long as you don't talk in your sleep.

Nah, I type.

Wake me when it's over. Or when it starts.

Whatever.

Cute cartoon chicks with shaved vaginas make me hot.

I was just opening a box of Oreos, when I noticed this phrase printed on the top of the box: TO OPEN - SLIDE FINGER UNDER FLAP AND LOOSEN GENTLY

That makes me all hot an' stuff.

Hmm... oreos...

I wonder if Betty Rubble shaved.

Given your fascination for certain types of videos, though, I'm sure you'll have observed that the ladies are not sure to lose pissing contests when judged on the merits of mv²/2.

Which means that you'd likely lose in a contest in which the participants are free to adjust the angle of attack through proper positioning of the body.

[I'd post a postprocessed image from a computational fluid dynamics run as an illustration, if a benchmark machine with a Star-CD or Fluent 6.2 license were available -- alas...]

I bet she did, foxy as she is. I bet Wilma was wooly like a mammoth, though...

mmmm wilma's got a big red beaver....

...and Fred's got mad red pubes in his teeth, yo!

I'll put money on it!!!

OK, but, no hands!

Pick the time and the place!!! What amont of money do you want to lose(unless you have HG to bet ) You do have an advantage though, my PA cuts down on the stream!

So does this Fred.

Yeah, but they're man-pubes.

CeeGee!

i was waiting for that...

Pretty obvious, wasn't it. Strike the word "pretty."

It's CG. Of course you strike the word, "pretty."

Um, duh.

'zactly.

Exactly duh.

Oh my God, someone grossed out Cros.

This has got to be a record.

SKEETER!@

CG!@