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Larspeart

Dec 13 2004, 08:04 AM

http://www.target.com/gp/detail.html/ref=b...asin=B0006MQ2L8

Chastity undies!

Like a bad pence turning up on ya from the 14th century, friggin TARGET is selling 'em now (albeit without the iron spikes, infection-causing rust, and pelvis-breaking 2-stone weight).

perruche_verte

Dec 13 2004, 10:50 AM

QUOTE(Larspeart @ Dec 13 2004, 11:04 AM)

They call them "chastity underwear" at Blue Q, but we question whether these hot little low-rise hipster briefs would do much good in terms of guarding.

Ooohh, that's hot. Sex and absinthe at Target.

Hmm, they don't seem to be stocking the lemonade jars anymore.

TrainerAZ

Dec 13 2004, 04:34 PM

A little late shopping for Mom, Lars?

Larspeart

Dec 14 2004, 10:05 AM

Yup, afraid I was a bit too late to spare you all the travesty that is me.

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