I decided to introduce Santa to Absinthe this year.

Apparently he's a big fan of the N.O.

...and the ladies.

I'm a big fan of the redhead on the left.

Santa didn't bring me the 8 ball I asked for last year, so this year I'm leaving a 12 inch dildo in the fireplace. Santa's gonna get a little more than he bargained for this year.

Grate.

Now I fully expect to wake up Christmas morning to find that Santa's brought me a half-eaten muffin and some broken glassware.

Teach that fat bastard to slide down the chimney butt first.

What's even better is that I've got a camera rigged to the chimney, so I'll be sure to get lots of incriminating photos.

Fuck Fluffs, that was funny!!!

Dinky, why does it look like the girl in the first pic is gonna grab Santa?

Is that, like, when you're screwing someone and they fart?

So is Santa (that's mrs. claus).


Why do you think Santa has such a big smile? Good thing Mrs. Claus was out of the room.


We had our Christmas party last night. This year, instead of a constant entourage of people headed up to the office for their "drug of choice", I set up the fountain and a bottle of N.O. It was all fun and fun until I did a nice stair slide around 1am. Ouch, stairs hurt. That'll teach me to wear leather soled shoes and get all drunk.

No it won't.