Well?

I don't like porn.

Let's see:
Overcompensation
Hypermasculinity
Vehement avowal of heterosexuality

Hmmm...

I already gots my own room bitches!!!

Alright Spaz, get in here and service me already.

He's too busy with me!!!

Just make sure you use jelly. Syrup is too messy for Spaz.

He usses assholeline!!!

Ah fuckin' christ....

Calling Mel Gibson!!!

...Sodomy jokes in the 100K thread...

...jokes?

Christ only died 2K years ago?

where's Dinky when we need him!!!

A delay in posts, here, eh?
Yet more latency?

Latency, heck!
This is outright Buttbangin'

Hee, hee, that's just sick!!!

And for the record I'm not gay(unless Trainer is extremely cute!!!) But I don't see anything wrong with being gay or lesbian, some of my nicest, coolest friends are gay......................

That's very sweet and all, but you're still gonna have to smoke me out if you want to get anything from me.

Some of my favorite fuckbuds are gay.

Just smoke it, yo!

Drop a hairpin Asshat?

Jelly, huh? So I'm taking it these photos belong to you?

Number 4 is especially appetizing.

That's fucking disgusting. How about some naked pictures of you to compensate (if you are, indeed, a girl)?

I'm guessing more along the lines of hermaphrodite, or transexual

Rats.

Sheeps!

She's Baaaack!

Hermaphrodites can be fun.

Sevenscabs is a hermaphrodite?

That reminds me of the final skit in Jackass the movie. Where the guy puts a toy car up his arse.

I see a double-quote, asshat.

Missed that. Fixed it, thanks.

2 Feds in one thread!!!!!!!!!!!