Just finished my last final!!!! No more work 'till early January!!!!

You inconsiderate prick!

Who gives a fuck.........

Good!…now you can stop your whining.

Check out the Grouch, flexin' up on the noobs.

Guess shit does roll downhill.

Hey Grouch...have you adorned your can with XXXmas balls?

Yeah, who gives a flying elephant fuck? I certainly don't.

Yeah... I got balls hanging by my can.

Tainted goods, your can.

Please explain your signature.

Neither of those situations would be shocking.

I'm confused.

Tainted what?

love.

I'm sure if you turned around and saw CeeGee—in all his sweaty glory—plowing away at your stink, you'd be pretty shocked.

especially if you'd already paid me and hoped to be satisfied by my large penis.

Wouldn't be the first time you fell short.

No, not really. Typical, I'd say. However, I'd be shocked if I could feel it.